Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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The court should throw the case out the window. reason #1 the po tart was UN-attended. reason #2 she was STUPID enough to leave the house while it was in the toaster. she's is too stupid to own property.
"I never thought a Pop-Tart could turn into a blowtorch," Hurff's attorney, Mauro Casci, told the newspaper. "Did it pop? Did it not pop? Who knows?"
I never thought a human being could be so stupid. that's what i say. events like this really make me wonder if the human race is meant to be the highest form of life in the world. cause some people sure don't act like it.
-------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
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Regardless of how poorly-defined "unattended" may have been, it doesn't matter here. In this particular case, leaving the house empty while the thing is cooking is, even by every stretch of the imagination, leaving it "unattended".
Registered: Mar 1999
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Charles has definetly installed a "bitchiness upgrade".
Hug each other.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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