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LOA
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Sex with monkeys?

Spider monkeys have lots of sex. But not with chickens. Just with other moneys. In case you were confused.

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Curry Monster
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Ok, just let me get this straight.

Spider monkeys have sex with money. Great. Now all I have to do is cross breed a dromedry with a five assed chimp and we'll all be swimmingly good.


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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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"This monkey has only one ass!! It's of absolutely no use to me!!"

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Wow, you guys sure went off topic. But I'm not going to get either XP product unless I can get it for dirt cheap or free. But still, wow. Do It took less than a whole page to get WAY off topic. I'm more impressed than ever.

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Malnurtured Snay
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We did not go off topic. It's fucking obvious that when you create a thread about microsoft, that you really want to talk about monkeys and their butts.

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Curry Monster
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Exactly.
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Wes
Over 20 years here? Holy cow.
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As a employee of a certain large microprocessor company, i have a MSDN subscription, so I get any MS product for free (the company buys it for me)
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Da_bang80
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Whatever happend to that microsoft breakup story that was on the news? Now all i hear about is that ugly child who got attacked by a shark. why'd they kill the shark? it was only hungry. poor shark.

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