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Although Rob isn't the first one to suddenly start blabbering about his sex life suddenly. Chuckie was similar...
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Now that was funny. When asking www.askjeeves.com about "what is felching", it suggested I check this preanswered question, with multiple choices.
"Where can I learn about the sexual practice 1: Vaginal intercourse 2: Anal fisting 3: Anal intercourse 4: Cunnilingus 5: Analingus 6: Fellatio 7: Foreplay 8: Oral sex ...aaand number nine, from tonight's top-ten list; Vaginal fisting
You don't hear that every day at the internet info-sites... *Man comes into library* "Yes, hello old chap! Tell me, where can I learn more about vaginal fisting? Yes, the wife again. She'll be the death of me, by jove!"
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Hmm, seven and a half out of nine. Not bad if I say so myself. Well, I have to say so myself, any of you lot will probably say that's really bad. 8)
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It is quite bad if you don't know what 7 and a half things on that list are Lee. Exactly what are you doing? Putting it in her ear?
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Not to be confused with Ireland's national airline, of course.
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I am refusing to rise to this game of "I've had the hot sex better behold my mighty penis nyah nyah nyah", plus I'm not really the most adventurous person. More than one, less than nine.
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Five, if you count receiving. Of course, 8 shouldn't really count, as it comprises 4 and 6.
And 7 could include 4 and 6 as well.
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Well, of course receiving counts! And you're right, 4 and 6 do count both as oral sex, but given each act is also mentioned individually I chose to count "oral sex" as both at the same time. 8)
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