------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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*is somewhat surprised the Impetous of Love didn't try to designate it "National Impetous of Love day", personally*
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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*is still surprised that no one can figure out who he is*
I'm the Pompatus of Love! Not the Pompous Ass of Love! Not the Impetous of Love! Not the Hippopotamus of Love! Augh!
*grabs Super Soaker 200 and climbs nearest tower to filter out the herd*
He who is with Super Soaker is happy
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Well that's what you get for using such a rare, obscure, and long word to describe yourself. *ducks behind bar*
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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That's probably for the best, because each of my posts is secretly encoded with a number sequence that reacts with a certain pattern found in human brain cells. The effects are numerous and horrible. Your head will implode, your blood will boil, and you will have an intense desire to marry Tom Arnold.
------------------ "The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history." -- They Might Be Giants
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Sol ..... Tell me you're kidding. PLEASE tell me your kidding.
Josh: *HUGS* and thanks ... well it's hard news to take, but hey. WHAT A NICE BIRTHDAY PRESENT .. huh?
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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Charles!? And Tom Arnold!? That's it, I'm going to reopen the Interrogation of Charles Capps so we can explore this side of Charles.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
Oh, there are still MANY sides of Charles that need to be opened up, I think... *L* But the question is, are we PREPARED for the answers that are presented to us? I think we're going to be scared, more than anything! *L*
------------------ *upon having needles stuck into her arm* *ZAP!* *twitch* Doctor: "Oh... does that hurt?"
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*finds self-destruct mechanism for the thread and destroys it*
We can't destroy this thread until we find out what exactly it is about Tom Arnold that makes our dear Charles drool with anticipation.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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