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There is clearly an instinctive need for the board to have at least one thread about nothing, into which all sexual deviancies and wicked, wicked thoughts can be outpoured for all to share.
I must come here more often. But only if Liam promises to keep his arse out of view.
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------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
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Who said that my arse was up in the air? Get your minds out of the gutters people.
Indeed, 'prepare arse' is actually an Old English slang expresssion which simply means that events that are about to happen are not those which would have seemed obvious a short while ago.
Definetly. That's it.
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Hey, I gotta have a picture of Liam's rear end to post to alt.binaries.erotica.liam!
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