The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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"And THEN, even though I'd left my ship in the command of a person with questionable facial hair without telling him not to let the ship's Counsellor drive, they gave me an even better one. Which was nice."
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Jean-Luc Picard tries to devise a way to kill Wesley Crusher before the show enters Season Three. This tale has an unhappy ending.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Who ever knew that moments after this file photo was taken, Captain Jean-Luc Picard would be offered in three different varieties (crispy, juicy, fried, or extra crispy) for merely opening an innocent-looking book labeled "Text of the Kosst Amojan"?
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Picard: "Damned star! You've interrupted my trip down memory lane one too many times! Picard to Bridge; fire the trilithium device. Lights out, star. Heh heh...lights out. I should write that one down."
------------------ "We took a small flight, in the middle of the night, from one tiny place to another." -- Ben Folds Five
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Captain's (Hand-written) Log: Wow, what a busy day today. First, everyone kept telling me, "You have to look at this, Captain" or "I think you'd better get down here, Captain," and then something technical happened which has never ever occured anywhere in known space in the past two hundred years of human space travel, but my crew solved the problem in half an hour. Good news, though: Bev looked right at me in the briefing roof! Maybe tomorrow I'll wear my gray jacket. Today's space-weather, sunny and warm.
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Jean-Luc, doing a passable First of Two impression: "Look at this! Goddamn jackass brought the book back water-damaged! And look! Three pages, TORN! DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!"
------------------ "When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
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Err...*pokes Elim* That's FOUR different varieties, dear....
------------------ "S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse. Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero, Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo." - Dante`
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Picard: Damn it! Everytime I read this story, the Wolf never gets Little Red Riding Hood. One would think that once, just once. . . . Well, maybe next time.
*puts book away*
------------------ I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue. ~C. Mongomery Burns
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Picard: *thinks* What the...? Dammit, I never noticed Robert had more hair than I did! Well, I guess he doesn't anymore, hehehe...
------------------ "I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me." -from Baloo's cousins' endless supplies of e-mail jokes
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Picard: I really do have to look into getting the environmental systems on the Enterprise upgraded. The 256-color atmosphere in here has left my face somewhat dithered! *peers intently at the album photo of himself taken on the more sophisticated 24-bit color USS Voyager and frowns* That's how I should look HERE.
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