------------------ Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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Austin Powers: "This coffee smells like shit." Basil: "Austin, it is shit." Austin: "Good, then it's not just me. It's a bit nutty."
------------------ Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!