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Nog: So I find this young cute Klingon guy in the bar last night. What a hottie!!!!!! Martok: Good for u! Did u get any? 8-) Nog: I don't think so, I was back online after the "date". Ross: Hey guys, can you figure out what version of America Online Instant Messenger I'm using? Martok: Dammit Ross, don't you read the help files? Ross: Like I'm too lazy to do that...I have better things to do... Martok: Like the sexy new helmsman onboard your ship? Isn't he your type: Young, blond, hung, male. Martok: lol, :p Nog: Oh leave him alone, at least he's not in the closet. Ross: Closets are for bat'let' and phasers, not gay men. Nog: Not unless of coure during a make out session... Martok: Hey, I'm going to come out...after the war. Ross: And I'm going to end up in an airline commercial asking for more leg room...lol Nog: You mean more room for you to spread your legs so the guy ur with can clean the plasma injectors...;-) Martok: Don't make be bitchslap both of you all the way to Cardassia Prime!!! ------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited February 21, 2001).]
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Indeed. I was going to try to avoid entering myself, but this just popped into my head. . .
Nog: *switches on viewscreen* "Ooh! My show's starting!" Martok: "Say, Ross! What are we going to do tonight?" Ross: "The same thing we do every night, Martok - try to invade Cardassia!" Music: "They're Ross and Martok, yes Ross and Martok, one's an admiral, the other's a pa'takh! To prove their own opinions, they'll conquer the Dominion, they're Ross, they're Ross and Martok-tok-tok-tok-tok, Martok!"
------------------ "I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
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Well that's the way my friends and I talk online. You can blame our AP English teachers...
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
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You know, I think there's a Brady Bunch credits-sequence gag in here somewhere. . . just a hint. 8)
------------------ "I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
"Here's the story, of a lovely Klingon, who was bringing up three very lovely targs..."
------------------ "I am slightly disturbed that a news station in the US would use the phrase 'to the max'. What's next? CNN saying 'Totally righteous murders?' BBC News 'Dude, like people were wasted yesterday'. The Times reporting 'Iraq bombed! For Great Justice!'?" -Liam Kavanagh, 22.Feb.2001
Nog: Pong was never the same since they replaced the paddles with giant Klingon & Admiral Heads.
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Nog: Here is your Halloween present. Martok: But Halloween is over. Nog: Okay, then. It's your Christmas present from Saint Nick. Martok: I wonder what's inside. Nog: Suprise! It's your Grandma's skull! Martok: POOR GRANDMA
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------------------ "...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
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Nog: Our next item up for bid today is a holoprogram of Kira Nereys, Seven of Nine, and Deanna Troi called Dark Passions. The opening bid is for 121 pieces of latinum. Martok: I'll bid 210... Ross: 275... Martok: 350... Ross: 45.. Martok: 750 pieces... Ross: Nog if you don't give me that program I'll demote you to a non-comm serving with security. And you know what's the fatality rate of the security department... Martok: Don't listen to him...I'll give you 810 pieces and a planet full of nude Klingon women. Nog: If you have that available, then why are you in a bidding war for this program? Martok: Have you even seen the Klingon women? Have you even looked at Seven of Nine, Kira, and Troi?
------------------ There's more to life than just sex...there's sex with chocolate.
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