Ross: "Our right flank is being hit hard, Ben. We need to commit the reserves or the whole front will collapse!" Sisko: *offscreen, natch* "I'll see what I can do, Admiral, just as soon as we're through helping the Klingons. Chancellor, how are things going now?" Ross: *thinks* "Oh, not again. It's always 'Martok, Mortok, Martok. . .'"
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Nog: "Good idea, O lord!" Ross: "'Course it's a good idea!"
------------------ "I am slightly disturbed that a news station in the US would use the phrase 'to the max'. What's next? CNN saying 'Totally righteous murders?' BBC News 'Dude, like people were wasted yesterday'. The Times reporting 'Iraq bombed! For Great Justice!'?" -Liam Kavanagh, 22.Feb.2001
Nog: I lost my ball. Martok: Sorry. Ross: I am an ape.
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Martok: Just watching the battle, drinking a Blood. Ross: True.
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Oops. Meant to judge this yesterday, but I was kinda tired. Good to see we've got more than 30 entries, that's definitely a level of response worthy of the golden age of the CapComs. There will be more so long as there's demand (maybe tonight, if I find anything suitable).
The number of responses makes it very difficult to choose between any, and in a very real sense you're all winners. But in another much more real sense, Krenim's the winner, for the "please hold" gag (and mention should also be made of the "get off the screen!" one too - I've always wanted a helmsman to say that). Runners-up are Siegfried and Sol System.
Honourable mention must be made of Matt "The" 359's Springer Show - nice idea, but much too long. Less is more, or at least it is when I'm the judge! 8)
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Latimere: "Good, evening, I'm Jim Latimere, and welcome to a special broadcast on this, the hundredth anniversary of the founding of the Interstellar Alliance. Joining me are Professor William Exeter and Dr. Barbara Tashaki. Now, the first question is for Dr. Exeter. . ." Exeter: "Wait - I'm Exeter? I thought that future human guy was Exeter!" Latimere: "No, he's just credited as 'Man.'" Exeter: "'Man?' What kind of a name is that? I suppose whn he gets to New Earth he'll meet up with his friends Dude, Chum, Pal, Compadre and Matey!" Tashaki: "He can complain? I have to be female just because my hair is longer!"
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