You should not fellate a priest while Dexter's Lab is on, unless you have holodeck sex first.
Omega likes holosex, especially when jumping around tits that Jesus hasn't sucked (which, to my mind, would be all of them.) Frankly, holosex would make more sense when there isn't a ready supply of suckable tits, but each to his own. Maybe they are his cousins.
If you're drinking lemonade, don't come near me when tigers are playing with my nose and "fluid reflex gland of love"
"Fluid reflex gland of love" is one of the best sayings ever. And I have one. Nyah.
Jeff Raven doesn't sleep alone (pwoaaarr, eh?), except when Bush has organised a national masturbation session. He apparently orders these to remove economic dust angels (which I want to see explained). These dust anngels lick parts of God.
God is a she, and comes equipped with a masculine vagina.
We did not use one piece of profanity (unless "pleh" counts)
Some people cannot good grammer write with their typing.
Jeff Raven takes part in national masturbation sessions (I think that needed to be said twice).
I have a fuild rexlex gland of love (and that).
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Vagina is not profanity. Neither is masturbation. For that matter, penis, breasts, buttocks and testicals also do not qualify as profanity.
People don't live by your moral code, Omega, stop forcing it on people. It's one thing to say "no profanity" as a rule, it's another to expand the definition of such to include any thing remotely involved with the human reproduction process.
How am I reaching? With some of the words on the list? Fair enough, I'm not sure what the FCC's "seven banned words" are. I'm just making guesses there. I'm rather certain, however, that "vagina" isn't one of them.
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You're reaching in how far you're going to have a got at Omega.
Short list of swear words
Mild:
Crap Arse Bitch Damn (really, really mild) Ass Prat Prick Bollocks Bastard Tit (as in "He's a complete tit") Knob Bloody Shag
Medium: Shit Fuck
Strong: Cunt
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Would the world have stopped spinning if you did't pick up on every little silly thing that Omega said? Especially in this bloody forum, which is meant to be about love and joy and sunshine?
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Well, yeah, but joy too? That's over the top, that is. Oh, and coming soon, the first Enterprise CapCom, but since they've dropped 'Star Trek' from the title, I'll have to drop CapCom from the title and just call it ' '
"We did not use one piece of profanity (unless "pleh" counts)"
You said:
"People don't live by your moral code, Omega, stop forcing it on people. It's one thing to say "no profanity" as a rule, it's another to expand the definition of such to include any thing remotely involved with the human reproduction process."
I = fun and fluffy. You = angry and goat-like. Hug everyone!
Capcoms are thin on the ground because you lot stopped posting replies to them. Remember the glory days, when a capcom would get 30-odd replies at least? Ahh.
I was going to do a DragonBall Z one, but it's really hard to find a decent pic from that series. Unless you can think up something funny about people staring at each other for 20 episodes in a row.
I'm going to have a look through my Beast Wars DVD for something nice...
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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