Little monkey: So Rob, you plan to make criminals wear one of these stones wedged painfully up their butt when sent to jail?
Big monkey: Yes Omega. Then we move to take away their exercise rooms, club memberships and air conditioning!!
Little monkey: And dress all in scratchy burlap??? Huh Rob?? Can we do that??
Big monkey: You got it Omega. And we'll make those criminals eat glass sleep on nails.
Little monkey: Excellent.
[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]
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Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
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li'l monkey: Nothing's happening. I don't feel anything. What happens if I take another one?
big monkey: ... What?
[ December 06, 2001: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]
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Post ye who care to post for judgement comes.
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
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Big Monkey: Come on! I'm worried here! What does the fricking thing say, already!?
Little Monkey: The Magic 8-ball says... All signs point to yes. I'm sorry, but it looks like you're going to be used to test cosmetics.
{Completely irrelevant side note, but I've finally my Excelsior post! 2000 baby! Yeah! And it only took two and three/fourth years!}
[ December 10, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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Second Place goes to Se�or Snay Third goes to Siegfried (for his last post) Existential Honorable Mention goes to Sol System
Way to be all of you.
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
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