-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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The 'and' placed in that list makes MIB the final word in that sentence. New sentence:
Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior, The Monolith, and...
BTW, weve had quite a cast of characters here. I've listed them, with any alternate names they might use in parentheses, and any titles they've been given in brackets, followed by how many times they've appeared.
The Dramatis Person� (in order of appearance): Jesus Christ's pet gerbil Omega [Malnurtured Snay's bitch] (6) James Dean Adolf Eichmann Ronald Sandoval Tony Orlando Christopher Moltisante Tony Soprano Jennifer Melfi Pauli Walnuts Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter Jonathan Frakes Scott Hamilton Stiffler Yuri Gagarin Dolph Lundgren (6) Queen Elizabeth Chipmonks (2) Slartibartfast Michael_T Homer Simpson Patrick Stewart Mike Shinoda Miss Lundgren Little Lundgren George W. Bush (Dubya) [President] (2) Jean-Claude van Damme Charles Capps (2) Jeff Benson (Jeff Kardde) (Malnurtured Snay [a Vogon poet] [the Tomato Rocket-esque]) (4) Lee Kelly (Vogon [the Poet]) (2) Jiang Zemin Bashar Assad Gene Ray Aleksandr Soljenitsyne (Alexander Solzenytsin) Batman (2) TSN Donald Rumsfeld Betty White lookalikes First of Two Seven of Nine Tim Berners-Lee Ultra von Magnus, Jr. [dog-loving in vitro offspring] (2) Ultra Magnus [the Foolish] (Ultra von Magnus [supreme chancellor]) (5) Elian Gonzalez Ruben Blade Luis Gonzales Dr. Seuss Tinky Winky The359 (The Monolith) (2) MIB (2) Gandalf [the Grey] McKellan [the Gay] Bronson Pinchot Dead or Alive Robert Mugabe Malnurtured Snay-android [gay workout buddy] Dolph Lundgren III [Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class] Stephen Collings Wang Chung James Bond the Denver Nuggets Lambchop Mini-Me David Caruso Dennis Franz CaptainMike Dolph Lundgren IV [Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class] a hooker the '91 Denver Broncos Martin Luther King, Jr. [Reverend] Tony Danza the California Golden Seals Dolph Lungren XII [Captain of the Birmingham] Adolf Hitler
Winning with the most appearances are Omega and Dolph Lundgren, with 6 appearances each (although it wasn't counted when Dolph Lundgrenize was used as a verb or adjective [lundgrenesque]). A close second is Ultra Magnus, with five appearances of his various names. Malnurtured Snay has been in 4 times, under as many different names or titles. After that, for multiple appearances are two each for MIB, Charles Capps, Batman, Chipmonks, George W. Bush, Lee 'Vogon (the poet)' Kelly, The359 and Ultra Magnus's son (a family connection. As family goes, the Lundgrens are on top, with appearances by Dolph, Miss Lundgren, Little Lundgren, Dolph the third, Dolph the fourth and Dolph the twelfth.) By the book, admiral...
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