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Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating. The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes. Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough. Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO! "Holy crap on fire!" Tony Orlando died happy. Christoper Moltisante...? Who? You think this is funny? Hardly. "I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said. Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her. On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime? Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard. Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks." Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly. Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis. Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni. "Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Miss Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm. Jiang Zemin died. Bashar Assad farted. Bosnia and Herzegovina burned. Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed. Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece. Batman! Porcelain! TSN shattered Omega's clarinet's possibilities. Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks' being naked Betty White lookalikes. First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading "Little Red Riding Hood, Pornographic Edition." Batman's Cleveland Steamer chugged mightily through Man-Train Central Station on the Jubilee Line. Love is cruel, consisting of contradiciton, betrayal, and gigantic throbbing thumbtacks. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch had spelling mistakes in each of its chipmonks. "Counter-Strike" sucks when Vogon poet Jeff Benson cheats his scores. �Taco! Orgasms feel happy. Tim Berners-Lee exploded, while Ultra von Magnus, Jr. didn't like his HEMAN dildo. However, Ultra Magnus intervened. Jeff Kardde voted for strawberry-flavored ice-cream. Elian Gonzalez walked. "�Taco!" screamed Ruben Blade's Tostitos, while smothering Omega in beans. Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic, allegedly. Newfies pop! Newfies pop! Newfies with Dr Seuss's Glock and Smith & Wesson's 'Dr Seuss'! Wow! Zowie! Newfies suck! Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus's hymen-like mouth, spewing pollen through him. "Ew! Blue stuff is yucky, sexy!" said Tinky-Winky, while The359 changes poopy-filled diapers. "The End? NO!" yelled MIB. Banned? Woohoo! Everyone liked that. Gandalf the Grey, McKellan the Gay, Ultra Magnus the Foolish, Malnurtured Snay the Tomato Rocket-esque, and Vogon the Poet flamencoed down to Mordor flamboyantly, intending hilarity. Bronson Pinchot exploded. If a melon explodes, run towards it. Dolph Lundgren sucks since pledging his soul to Ultra Magnus's dog-loving in-vitro offspring that swing "HEMAN" 'right-round-baby-right-round' like 'a-record-baby.' Dead or Alive reacted badly, vomiting akimbo, but Robert Mugabe loved power-cuts at Ultra Magnus's gay workout buddy, Malnurtured Snay-android. Ultra Magnus wept sufficiently, masturbating Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class Dolph Lundgren, III. He might not explode, but he can't yearn because of chronic genital warts, implanted when clones gestate Ultra Magnus anally. Turpentine dissolved sadly into Stephen Collings, who choked and soiled Wang Chung's antimacassar. James Bond smells 'Jingle Bells' albums, 'Batman Smells EPs, and furry little animals, bludgeoning smaller kitties for great vengeance. Move zig. Zag for further Denver Nuggets, and Denver Nuggets-galore shall Dolph-Lundgrenize rapidly, even in earwax-saturated phlegm, jacking incredulously hard, so naturally an Orc intervened. The whole entire Orc population basically farted. Granted, Dolph Lundgren's seasoned bouillabaise (Denver Nuggets) reeks with obscene tachyonic-sized cat explosives. Meanwhile, the Enterprise mated with a duck-shaped topiary behind a man-train consisting of Charles Capps, Lambchop, and Mini-Me. "What..?! OUCH!" said the broom. "Bang!" yelled David Caruso, as Dennis Franz exploded. CaptainMike bitch-slapped Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Omega. Omega is not a god-like engineer who woman-trains reprehensible fundamentalists. Geeks flee, and plunder the library in Franklin, Tennessee. This resulted in re-tah-ded orations from President George 'Dubya' Bush, a hooker, Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV, the 1991 AFC-Champion Denver Broncos, and...
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