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Topic: The Never-Ending Story: may God have mercy on my soul...
capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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posted February 25, 2002 08:14 PM
Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating. The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes. Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough. Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly KABLAMMO! "Holy crap on fire!" Tony Orlando died happy. "Christoper Moltisante...? Who?," You think. [ February 26, 2002, 08:08: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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posted February 25, 2002 09:13 PM
Christoper Moltisante...? Who? "You think this
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The_Tom
recently silent
Member # 38
posted February 26, 2002 12:22 AM
is
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256
posted February 26, 2002 12:49 AM
funny?
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393
posted February 26, 2002 01:07 AM
HardlyI leave it up to the next guy whether he puts a period there, ending the question, or goes on - who knows where? - with it. 8) --------------------Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols
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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37
posted February 26, 2002 02:11 AM
period. I [ February 26, 2002, 02:13: Message edited by: The359 ] -------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." -Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Austin Powers
Slightly warped
Member # 250
posted February 26, 2002 05:58 AM
wouldn't -------------------- Lister: Don't give me the "Star Trek" crap! It's too early in the morning. - Red Dwarf "The Last Day"
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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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posted February 26, 2002 06:02 AM
laugh [ February 26, 2002, 11:02: Message edited by: Omega ]
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709
posted February 26, 2002 06:33 AM
if --------------------"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709
posted February 26, 2002 07:26 AM
exploded.I wish i lived in some sort of magical world where people exploded for no reason. The Office of Homeland Defense may have implants ready for us soon. --------------------"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709
posted February 26, 2002 08:12 AM
"Christoper Moltisante...? Who? You think this is funny? Hardly. I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said. --------------------"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"
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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37
posted February 26, 2002 08:40 AM
has -------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." -Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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