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Author Topic: The Never-Ending Story: may God have mercy on my soul... TSN I'm... from Earth. Member # 31 posted                    [I've attempted to fix some of the quote marks so that people weren't changing things too far from the way they were originally posted.] Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating. The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes. Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough. Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO! "Holy crap on fire!" Tony Orlando died happy. Christoper Moltisante...? Who? You think this is funny? Hardly. "I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said. Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged OnToMars Now on to the making of films! Member # 621 posted                    Jesus, Tim, you couldn't to continue "rode" with "man train to the stars."? It was so obvious! on -------------------- If God didn't want us to fly, he wouldn't have given us Bernoulli's Principle. Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged The_Tom recently silent Member # 38 posted                    Tuesday. -------------------- "I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005) Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                    's Man -------------------- www.malnurturedsnay.net Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                    is . . . full of shit? 8) -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Omega Some other beginning's end Member # 91 posted                    Um... OK, this is making no grammatical sense. I'm going to mess with punctuation and sentences a bit... Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her. On "Tuesday's Man", is Dolph Lundgren... [ February 26, 2002, 20:22: Message edited by: Omega ] Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged The359 The bitch is back Member # 37 posted                    getting -------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." -Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged bX Stopped. Smelling flowers. Member # 419 posted                    buggered Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Omega Some other beginning's end Member # 91 posted                    by Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged The359 The bitch is back Member # 37 posted                    Queen Elizabeth -------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." -Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Harry Stormwind City Guard Member # 265 posted                    after -------------------- Titan Fleet Yards | Memory Alpha Registered: Dec 1999  |  IP: Logged Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                    Fuck. I'd just posted "with" and someone beat me to it with "after." So. . . teatime. [ February 27, 2002, 08:56: Message edited by: Vogon Poet ] -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Harry Stormwind City Guard Member # 265 posted                    Dammit.. just replied to the "with" Fat [ February 27, 2002, 08:58: Message edited by: Harry ] -------------------- Titan Fleet Yards | Memory Alpha Registered: Dec 1999  |  IP: Logged The359 The bitch is back Member # 37 posted                    people Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                    explode [ February 27, 2002, 09:54: Message edited by: CaptainMike ] Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged

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