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I took two screenshots from my "Spaceballs" DVD. I was seriously tempted to use the one with Dark Helmet and Lone Star looking at their Big Schwartz sabers. But there's been enough phallic jokes around here for now...
Have at it!
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"Attempts to somehow get the attention of the highly enthusiastic alien subject by displaying universal basic color codes proved unsuccessful"
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Sony executives failed to spot the central flaw in their original plan to release a special instructional videocasette, "How To Tune Your TV To Your Video Recorder," with all new Betamax players.
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"Watch while I demonstrate Dark Helmet and Lone Star looking at their Big Schwartz sabers."
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"And now, princess Righthand, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.... And note the size of my Schwartz pinky!"
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To play the eyeball guitar, simply run a thread between your right eyeball and your right pinky finger, then pluck with your other pinky. Add a whistle to really spruce up the beat.
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Kazeite is the winner this round, for coming up with a "Spaceballs" theme for the screencap from my "Spaceballs" DVD.
Lee is the runner-up, because I didn't get his joke until the second time I read it. (I'm not sure if that says something about the joke, or about me. )
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John Paul attends the 403rd annual "CathliCon" in Scarsdale. He is seen here congratulating the winner of the "Pose as a Pontif" costume contest. The winner was condemned as a blasphemer and damned for all eternity shortly after receiving his trophy.
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Shaking hands before the Pope versus Pope rumble....
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