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Lee
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Well, there are a couple of big ones. . .

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Sol System
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Only the biggest pair you've ever seen!

Sorry, I had to. My Jay moment is over now, I promise.

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PsyLiam
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My Jay moment is still to come, and what an experience it promises to be!

Two big rocks, and a lighthouse. All contained in Simon's mighty trousers.

Tom Jones is the national stud. Honest.

And you should watch Eddie Izzard. For funny is the man who talks about Jam.

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Quatre Winner
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*Doesn't know weither to flee in terror from this thread or keep watching, much like a deer caught in headlights*

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TSN
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And now, ladies and gentlemen... Jordan's impersonation of the president of the United States...

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Quatre Winner
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*LOL*

Actually, I can do a pretty mean impression of Bill Clinton. Sans the Lewinski bit of course...

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Lee
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Oh, I'm sure Sol or Ultra Magnus will volunteer to help you out - they're reputed to be experts.

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Sol System
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I just want to be clear on this, for the sake of future genital-related humor, and Lord knows how I love it; anyway, I am allegedly an expert in which aspect of this now? Just the oral sex? Illicit encounters with fleshy young employees? Digital manipulation? (Someone hit the hi-hat.)

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Did you pull a Darkstar with my name? Outta yer ass, I mean?

I'm wondering if I've ever even posted in a thread mentioning oral sex, and now I'm the 'master'. I think there's a little wistful thinking going on in mr Poety-man's head. Let us hope not is so.

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Irony ensues.

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Lee
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Actually, you were.

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PsyLiam
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Who was were what? All of the above?

Dear me, me English speaking bad.

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