------------------ "Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
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My Jay moment is still to come, and what an experience it promises to be!
Two big rocks, and a lighthouse. All contained in Simon's mighty trousers.
Tom Jones is the national stud. Honest.
And you should watch Eddie Izzard. For funny is the man who talks about Jam.
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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Oh, I'm sure Sol or Ultra Magnus will volunteer to help you out - they're reputed to be experts.
------------------ "Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
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I just want to be clear on this, for the sake of future genital-related humor, and Lord knows how I love it; anyway, I am allegedly an expert in which aspect of this now? Just the oral sex? Illicit encounters with fleshy young employees? Digital manipulation? (Someone hit the hi-hat.)
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Did you pull a Darkstar with my name? Outta yer ass, I mean?
I'm wondering if I've ever even posted in a thread mentioning oral sex, and now I'm the 'master'. I think there's a little wistful thinking going on in mr Poety-man's head. Let us hope not is so.
------------------ "...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
------------------ "Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles