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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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"Open the shuttle bay doors, please, Spock."

"Colonel Benjamin Kirk?" Posthumous? "Klingon repulsion??" Actually, 12 years old would be just about right for Kodos the Executioner.

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Mark Nguyen
I'm a daddy now!
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This is great stuff! I had no idea these existed anywhere online. Loving the "secure seat belts" line, especially considering the decades of grief they'd recieve afterwards. It's good to know that SOMEONE thought of 'em...

Any more?

Mark

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Josh
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Janice Rand is tentacle rapped. So much for the "foursome"

Lizard kirk rapped by a bear

"Midget city "

Obviously the Transporters range is uhhhh...somewhat less than it used to be

Federation holsters?

Fuck Spock and his Pon-Farr's

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Rocket exhaust?

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Mars Needs Women
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Wash my back Spartacus.

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Hobbes
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Damn Voodooites, always attacking the Federation with voodoo dolls. And they say the Dominion was the biggest threat to the Alpha Quadrant.

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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Originally posted by Omega:
He's Bill Cosby's roommate, obviously.

*I* got it. And more than that, is Kirk phasering him for not buckling up!?

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Ahh, yes, that little-known period when Starfleet officers wore backup Webley .455 revolvers on Sam browne belts. That one's going straight on the website!

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Josh
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Mark Nguyen
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Gaaah! I knew Spock thought mighty highly of himself, but that's a bit much!

Oddly enough, everyone is wearing rucksacks and raincoats too. Strange how this 1960s artistic liberty fills in an awful lot of the lack of foresight the original show.

Also, *I* got the Cosby & Hitler joke. Any WLIIA fan worth his salt would know that one!

Mark

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