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"Captain, I dont believe it. She's offered the vicar a cup of tea!!"
"Red alert! All hands to battle stations!"
"Incoming! Hot water and Teabag at 002 mark 89."
"Acknowledged, Tactical, watch for Sugar."
"An unlikely occurence, Captain. The vicar is diabetic. More likely Milk is our greatest threat here."
"May I remind you, Ambassador, that you are here as an observer only."
"No, Number One, she's right. Any sign of..."
"Teabag-hot water impact in 5 seconds! Four...three...two...one..."
*JOLT*
"Shields holding Captain. Down to 84%, but we sustained some damage to the plasma relays on Deck 3, Section 11."
"Get Damage Control teams there, fast."
"Aye sir"
*SHAKES*
"REPORT!!"
"Captain, he's not having milk! The senile old git forgot the milk!"
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"Captain?"
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"What are your orders, Captain?"
"Prepare for emergency saucer seperation."
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*lol* I think that just about sums up our Dear Captain Janeways reign as Captain of Voyager. Lets face it, any ship that gets the shit kicked out of it by the Kazon isn't worth much.
There's a point. They get murdered by the Kazon but always defeat the Borg. Is it me, or is there a flaw in there somewhere?
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Picard: No hair. Class act. Sisko: Started off with hair. Boring bloke with a chip on his shoulder. Shaved off his hair. Became a complete psycho who beat the crap out of everyone, and could manage fleets of over 600 starships without breaking a sweat, and without looking at any displays. Class mental act. Kirk: Hair loss inversly proportional to coolness of tecnology. Managed to defeat ships thousands of times the size of his own by using poker. When wearing false hair, had the best uniform of the lot. Janeway: Ridiculously long hair. Bit naff. Mad on coffee. Burned all photos of her during the first two seasons, screaming "Who told me this was a good idea?". Scitzo act.
So, the onyl way Janeway could top the other captains would be if she shaved off her own hair, AND wore a wig.
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Yeah, but you gotta remember Janeway started off with hair pretty much like she has now, they decided after two days it wasn't working and re-shot with the long hair extensions. . . And your Starfleet captain analysis contradicts my alien threat analysis - it's more hair, more dangerous. Which ties in with your average studio exec's nightmare recollections of the 60's counterculture.
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I actually have some standards left for judging what debates I'll dirty my hands in, and I've determined that this is in fact SILLY!! No more! This far, no further!!
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Well, the Captain's with less hair were cooler. But it's when their hair changes that they develop serious personality problems. Janeway started to change her hair during season 3, and became a scitzophrenic PMT possessed women every other week (when she wasn't being a boring by-the-book pussy). Kirk was almost normal in TOS, but in the movies he became a racist, Enterprise-obsessed madman. Sisko was normal, then became a psychotic bully.
Picard's the only one to stay stable, because he hasn't changed his hairstyle.
We should probably worry if the Borg turn on with afro's.
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God forbid if the Borg ever show up with afros...damn Voyager and it's lack of continuity!!!
I just finished watching "Faces" and noticed that in this episode Janeway has the same hairstyle as Seven of Nine. She was more convincing as a captain in this episode than in the seasons where she has that short hair. I also noticed that Roxann Dawson had longer hair back then than she does now when she is not in makeup.
But aren't we talking about the saucer separation manuver here, not if the captain should have a specific type of hair? The hair thing should get its own thread.
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But look what happened to Picard when he DID have hair - picks a fight with a couple of Nausicaans and gets stabbed through the heart!
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How many times have we seen the Enterprise seperate? Off the top of my head:
Encounter at Farpoint Arsenal of Freedom Best of Both Worlds II Generations
What about the novels? My mind's a blank, only ones I can come up with are:
Ghost Ship Children of Hamblin
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Well, there was one called "Rogue Saucer", which I never read, but I think it's reasonable to assume that they seperated.
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