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Malnurtured Snay
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This is just a working theory.
Klingon babies are born without the ridges on their foreheads. These begin to develop shortly after birth, and continue until the Klingon is past puberty.

The TOS Klingons were "gentically" altered by their government to repress the forehead-crest bone (cartilidge?) growth, for some nefarious reason. Perhaps because of shame they felt over the "bumps", or to make their enemies underestimate them?

Just a theory.

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AndrewR
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Alexander... he had "the ridges of a warrior" remember...

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I think it begs the question to be asked, where else do the Klingons have ridges at?

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And the Voyager folks are the perverse and sophomoric ones?

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At least I freely admit it and I don't do it to get better ratings for my show.

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Then you aren't trying hard enough.

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What the feck are you guys talking about? Voyager? Is this some spoiler about B'Ellana? If it is, I don't want to hear it!

Now, if the TOS-klingons were genetically altered then the procedure was probably done during the pregnancy.

So, if the fashion swings into letting ridges develop again, one needs only to stop manipulating the unborn babies genetically during pregnancy.

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I was thinking perhaps that the Klingons stopped the growth by some sort of continual "injection"...

"Now, Kruge, remember that I love you and to take your bone shot today or your forehead is going to be feeling awfully raw tonight..."

::sigh:: "Yes, Valkris..."

Perhaps the Klingons ran out of this injection? It would explain Koloth, Kor, and Kang ...

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Hahahah, you think Kruge shot his own mother to smithereens?

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Malnurtured Snay
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Valkris was his mother?!?!?!

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Once again, Pocket Books will be saving the day, non-canonically.

Unfortunately, looks as though you'll have to wait until Jan 2002 when "In the name of Honor" comes out.

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Malnurtured Snay
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How are they going to explain it?

I'm so tired of Trek novels. Frankly, I think Ordover's a hack. They really went down the tube once he took over. I miss the good 'ole days, when Howard Weinstein's novels got liner notes by Gene Roddenberry and Michael Jan Friedman didn't steal ideas from himself (Saratoga is the exact same novel as Reunion). When John Vornholt's early novels (Masks, Contamination, Sanctuary, War Drums) were the best examples of what a Star Trek novel should be, and not dreck like his Dominion War and Rogue Saucer and Genesis Wave projects.

Rant over

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I happen to like those last 3 projects you mentioned by Vornholt

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If you, uh, don't like the Trek Novels, then, uh, don't read them. And spare us your rant.

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Ah, the old days of Mary Sue and "Triangle" and "Dreadnought!" and "Battlestations!" Excuse me while I hurl.

Now, We've got New Earth/Challenger and New Frontiers and the Q-Books and The Milennium DS9 Relaunch and things thaking place OUTSIDE the old tired timeframe and focus on main characters and "Stitch in Time" and "The 34th Rule" and "Diplomatic Implausibility," which is the best Klingon book since "Final Reflection." And new directions. The continuing of old fan favorites, like the Rihannsu books and the Yesterday saga. The upcoming TOS relaunch, "Lower Decks" style. Split Infinities, and finally, attempts to actually ANSWER some long standing questions like the aforementioned 'ridges' dilemma, and the 'What happened to Betazed during the war?' and 'Why didn't we see the Big-E during the war?', etc.

Lots of people bitch about loose ends... but then they bitch when someone tries to tie them up? *sigh* Some folks, there's no pleasing.

*end counter-rant*

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