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Recent events have lead me to believe that I can no longer fulill my duties as SexGoddess to this board. There are just way too many demands on my sexuality as it is, and certain people have become a bit possessive.... and anyways, when was the last time I spouted off a good amount of innuendo?
So I shall become instead just plain Goddess, and appoint someone else as SexGoddess under me.
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*doesn't think that Frank would make a very good goddess at ALL* Maybe it's because of the anatomy.....
~LOA
------------------ "The battle is raging inside my weary heart screaming for me to let it all go... My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore... the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
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I'd like to nominate me ... In my infinate "Pinky-and-the-brain-syndrome", I am still trying to take over the world ... Here's my nomination speech :
Some people come up to me and they say: "Hey .. How can .. you be .. such a swing-ang-sex-GOD!!?"
And I say: "WEll it's because I know how to talk to a woman .. I say things she wants to here like, 'Are you through yet??' and 'would you like to be held?' .. and sensitive to her womanly needs too .. like if she want to do it like a cat - we do it in kitty-litter .. if she likes it like a dog , we do it on the paper.... because I .. am a WILD AND CRRAZY GUY!!! - anyone recognize that??
Anyways... That my speech!!
------------------ But Mom... I'm just trying to fit in !!!!
- Alshrim Dax The Other Dax;
[This message has been edited by Alshrim Dax (edited January 12, 2000).]
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I'd suggest nominating Liz, but, after that thing w/ the pictures, I don't think it's a good idea. Now, if anyone else would care to nominate her, that's a different story entirely... *grin*
------------------ "The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate." -Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"
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He did it, not me. That means it isn't my fault. See, this is my way of staying out of trouble. Instigate things, but leave it up to someone else to actually take the actions. *L*
------------------ "The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate." -Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"
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*puts hands on hips and taps foot while glaring at TSN* I blame YOU for this, not poor Gepta... :-P
Ah, well... I should have known it was coming.... gah.....
~LOA
------------------ "The battle is raging inside my weary heart screaming for me to let it all go... My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore... the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
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