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We could all have a giant head-butting competition. But that'd give the men an unfair advantage, so we'd have to limit them to just one head each.
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*makes all HIS worshippers immortal, and PLEH!'s at the so-called God of Death*
Hail Trebor, God of strange salads! Nuklor, God of the Microwave! Archgeekor, God of having entirely too much Star Trek stuff! Thermidor, God of unpleasantly humid weather! Bosendorfer, God of pianos! and Fungor, God of the stuff that grows between your toes when you don't wash properly!
I am the six-in-one!
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...Two brain matter patties, special sauce, processed cheese on a sesame seed bun...
------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
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I don't have eyes. I have optic sensors. They don't taste as good.
------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
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But if you get a metal one, and put it in the microwave... Yee-ha! :-)
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...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Vote for me, and when I become elected, all will work for me ("Wow, he'll reduce unemployment"). Vote for me, and no one will be hurt ("Health care, great health care."). When I become supreme ruler, noone will stand against me ("Wow, an end to all wars."). So on election day, remember who will be the best dictat---I mean Sex God(Dess) of your forum and *Narf*-Quiet pinky. I will rule in a just manner as soon as I get rid ---I mean help out that admin, Charles.
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