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From the Onion, some new Shorthand for the Internet. I hope nobody uses some of these here.
LODLSM: Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon
XIF: Christ, I'm Fat
DYHTNTMBG: Did you hear the new They Might Be Giants?
18/F/NYC: Pockmarked 46-Year-Old in Bathrobe
IHTWBSAP: I have trouble with basic spelling and punctuation
JEOMK: Just ejaculated on my keyboard
NTBUSWAB: Not to bring up Star Wars again, but...
TOMTB: Taking off my training bra
CILYIMBF?: Can I lock you in my basement forever?
HOGMP: Hang On, getting more pringles
WSTS: Weaping silently to self
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On the advice of my attorney, I must respectively assert my Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination.
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haha, I'm gonna have to start using those now...
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-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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-------------------- "Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"
The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
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Wouldn't a more appropriate preposition be "in"?
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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Depends on if you were riding, 'in' it would be fine.. but if you were stadning at a point off to the side of the train then 'on' would fit better. Which train is this now?
*someone whispers in my ear*
What kind of train is that!?
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It's a train that'll cost you $30 on the streetcorner.
Not that I know that or anything...
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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I always knew that Matt "The359" Dock was a pimp...
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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