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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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"I got your 'woman wagon' right here! Complete with saddle and everything!"

Excerpt from Downward Spiral, final chapter: Flirting with Lesbians

Message!!

[ February 22, 2002, 12:00: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men
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The359
The bitch is back
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Woman Wagon, eh? Funny, a website recently found Subaru wagons as the "Most lesbian Vehicle" sold.

I forget what the "Most Gay Vehicle" was...I think maybe a Volkswagen New Beetle?

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Malnurtured Snay
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You drive a New Beetle?

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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quote:
Originally posted by The359:
I didn't really get the woman love. We're in a sticky situation actually.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMedy...!!!

I got the woman love last weekend. Many, many, manymanymanymanymanymanymanymanymany times.

"For some of you, this will mean much less mating; for the rest of us, much much MORE."

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"[80s]Come on do the locomotion with me![/80s]"

'80s?! Try 1962...
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The359
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I don't drive a New Beetle, I drive an Oldsmobile Alero. You should know that, I posted pics of it.

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Malnurtured Snay
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So you merely wish you could drive a New Beetle.

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The359
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*backhands Snay*

Shaddup... [Roll Eyes]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Malnurtured Snay
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That wasn't very nice. I can only assume you desire a New Beetle. What's that? You play Beetle Racing on Nintendo? Woah.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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The Wehrmacht used beetles. That's not something we should be joking about, nor would you wish to be associated with.
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The359
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Beetle Racing on Nintendo? BAH! We don't need no stinkin Beetles!

WE GOT GRAN TURISMO 3 A-SPEC [Big Grin]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Monkey 1 on typewriter.
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The359
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Well my woman love is now gone....

DAMNIT! [Mad]

[ February 23, 2002, 10:51: Message edited by: The359 ]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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First of Two
Better than you
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My woman love has the flu.

But rest assured, I will be back on the woman wagon soon.

Tell then, I'm floating in luxury on the porn blimp.

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Ya know... you're giving us quite an insight into your sexlife. Compensating for something, perhaps?
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