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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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...for a job at the branch library that's opening six blocks from my house in a month or two! "Library Page", basically meaning I shelve books. But working in a library is something I've always thought I'd enjoy, and $6.80 an hour isn't bad money for my first job.

Wish me luck...

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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"


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The359
The bitch is back
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I work in the school library for one of my class periods as a Student Aide. I work the check out desk half the period and sit on my ass the other half. I use it as a study hall type period, but where I can actually talk and get up and move around and all that jazz.

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)



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Malnurtured Snay
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Shit, I got $4.50 an hour for my first job ... but that was back in '94, at Subway Sandwiches & Salads in Columbia, MD.

I make $5.15 an hour these days ... plus mileage and tips, so I make anywhere from $15 - $25 an hour, 'pending on how people are tippin'

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Jay the Obscure
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Kick butt Omega...but don't try to direct any of the little kiddies toward any books by Pat Buchanan.

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Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
~C. Montgomery Burns


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Sol System
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Within the context of an alternate universe, the following exchange might occur:

"Pat Robertson can write?"

"No no, he can right."

"But that doesn't make any sense."

"Bite me, longhair."

Fortunately, we do not live in such a universe.

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
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First of Two
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We can't afford to hire a Page, so much of our shelving is either done by our librarians or unpaid volunteers.

Needless to say, it can be a mess.

Just wait until they ask you to shelfread, Omega. If you're at all susceptible to vertigo, dizziness, or anything caused by moving up and down while trying to read, stock up on medication NOW.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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What's shelfreading? Making sure all the books are in the right places?

I've never paid any attention to Buchanan, so I think I'll let Sol field that one...

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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Have I been working at the wrong library or something? I've never heard anyone refer to the shelvers as "pages", and I've never even heard the word "shelfread" at all...

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
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Sol System
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Buchanan? Buchanan? #*(#$#! From now on, I'm sticking to Upper Volravian politics.

Speaking of which, Minister Orgodorcxvsic is a big idiot.

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First of Two
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shelfreading

1. the process of going through the books on the shelves one by one, making sure that they are in the proper Dewey or Library of Congress order on the shelves, and arranged neatly, from 001 A1 to 999.999 Z999.

2. A mind-numbing, headache-inducing, largely futile activity, not to be confused with a similar activity known as 'trying to justify support for Gore.'

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Sounds like fun.

So how often am I expected to do this?

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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Sol: Yeah, but at least his policies on the Dzolgors are better than Chancellor Yarbletnip's...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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First: Ah... We call that "revising".

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars


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PsyLiam
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Strange. We call "revising"

1. The act of going over stuff that you previously learnt in lectures.

2. The thing you do the night before an exam. Usually in conjunction with the words "shit! I don't know any of this stuff! What the hells a 'pro...grammer..sanwhich?' anyway?"

And we call "chips", "crisps". Crazy.

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS


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TSN
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Liam: Well, I don't think anyone here calls studying "revising", but it doesn't really matter, anyway. This definition of "revise" only applies in the library. Just like saying "check out that book" in the library is in no way related to saying "check out that girl's..." Er, well... You get the idea...

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars


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