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Omega
Some other beginning's end
Member # 91

posted

*munches on rib while talking*

All right, Mr. Nix, your restrictions

*chomp*

of answering "yes" or "no" are lifted for my

*chomp*

questioning. Assuming MsChris agrees, of course.

*chomp*

Have you ever known the defendent to say ANYTHING involving world domination?

*chomp*

Do you believe that the defendant is intellectually

*chomp*

capable of creating or exectuting any plan involving world domination?

*looks for a napkin*

*can't find one*

Um... I'll be back in a moment, your honor...

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"This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!"
- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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MsChris
Member
Member # 445

posted

Hey! Bring me one too!

And 'no' - I don't mind dropping the 'yes' or 'no' for your questioning. It's not likely he would be evasive with you.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

posted

"Have you ever known the defendent to say ANYTHING involving world domination?"

I think I've heard him mention Adolf Hitler at some point. That, by extension, sort of involves world domination, I suppose...

"Do you believe that the defendant is intellectually
*chomp*
capable of creating or exectuting any plan involving world domination?"

I'm not sure I understand the question. Could you define "*chomp*"?

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
Member # 91

posted

Your honor, I request that this witness be held in contempt of court and removed from this courtroom, so that a more productive witness might be called.

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"This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!"
- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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MIB
Ex-Member

posted

Incompetent Guard #7: JUDGE MSCHRIS!!!! MIB AND THAT JUDGE HERSHEY WOMAN ESCAPED!!

Mschris: *chomp* WHAT?!?!? HOW?!? They were chained up and being watched by 3 swat teams!

Incompetent guard #7: Apparently an entire legion of Judge Dread fanatics "rescued" the two!

Mschris: An entire legion? Oh no.....

Daniel: Oh! Suddenly I feel sick. Was this lamb carcas completly cooked?

Mschris: OK. Seal off all the entry ways in here and report in every 10 minutes!

Incompetent guard #7: ok.

[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]

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Daniel
Active Member
Member # 453

posted

*whimpers* Oh good God, not again... *bellows* CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD!!

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-Eleanor Arroway, "Contact" by Carl Sagan

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

posted

Nameless General: All 50 legions???? That's the whole reserve as well!!!

Field Marshal Nimrod: I DON'T CARE! THIS IS GENOCIDE!!!!!

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Mel Gibson, X-Men

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MIB
Ex-Member

posted

Incompetent guard #1: We should continue this trial before the legions of Judge Dreads come storming in here!

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akb1979
Just loves those smilies!
Member # 557

posted

"Let 'em come!" I cry as I pull out a double-barreled shotgun, semi-automatic pistol, six grenades, a sub-machine gun, chainsaw, anti-tank rocket launcher, AK-47 rifle, throwing knives, knuckle dusters, vibroblade, vibroaxe . . . rubber duck - eh? "Rubber duck! Oh sorry, wrong fantacy!"

HEHE!

"Hi baby!" Says a naked, drop-dead gorgeous babe - then again . . . .

Oh yes, must not forget my kicking shoes!

"Right! I'm ready for any Judges!"

Daniel: I knew that, but that doesn't stop me from expressing my appreciation to everyone - unless you don't want it . . . ?

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MIB
Ex-Member

posted

Incompetent guard #1: *smacks akb1979* We've got legions of Judge Dreads right outside the building and your thinking about hot, naked women and rubber duckies?!?! Get a hold of yourself man!

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
Member # 91

posted

I move that all posts such as that above be stricken from the record.

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"This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!"
- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

posted

I move that all posters who cannot spell "Judge DREDD" correctly be stricken. On the head. With a sledge-o-matic.

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MIB
Ex-Member

posted

Sorry about that. Let's all calm down and proceed with the trial!!!!!

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Daniel
Active Member
Member # 453

posted

...says the insane one.

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"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism."

-Eleanor Arroway, "Contact" by Carl Sagan

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Your honor, I request that this witness be held in contempt of court and removed from this courtroom, so that a more productive witness might be called.

Same Here. I move that TSN be charged as an accessory to the fact. I doubt the defense would mind.

Please allow me time to call my next witness. (erm, I need time to feint, parry, and riposte)

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