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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*grabs the sheep carcass and starts barbecuing the witness* *grin*

*offers MsChris some pizza*

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MIB
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Incompetent guard #2: Oh! Sense your barbecuing that dead witness I claim dibs on some of the ribs! I would like mine well done plz!
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Did you, along with the defendant, conspire to brainwash the male population of the forums by using LOA's picture as indicated in 'Exhibit A'?"

No.

"Were you aware of plans by the Defendant to brainwash the Forum population by the use of Subliminal messages like the Defendant's mug hidden in the new version of Flare?"

No.

"Were you aware that the Defendant would expand his brainwashing plans to affect the entire world once the plans for the Flare Forums were complete?"

No.

"Answer That."

Yes.


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TSN
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That was boring. I may have to give this thread a miss from here out...
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First of Two
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Yeah, 'yes' and 'no' are BORING.

I mean, unless you let the witness give long, rambling, vaguely relevant, and funny statements which give the other side something to cross-examine with, who's going to listen?

And when's MY turn?

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Bleah. Oh well.

No More Questions, your witness.

1of2: Check your PM.

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Daniel
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Hmm. The jury is complaining that this thread is "boring." What do you say MsChris? A prime example of 21st Century attention span limits?

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akb1979
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Firstly Daniel I was not trying to slander anyone, but merely express my gratitude to you all for making this a great place to visit and be part of.

Secondly -

YAY!

I got to help save the day and use my kicking shoes!

YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

(Can you tell that I'm excited and happy?)


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MIB
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Incompetent guard #2: Hey Jubilee! When is that sheep carcas gonna be ready to eat?
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MsChris
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*Licking fingers*
What sheep?

Please continue. The first witness was the only one fussed at for being evasive. Everyone has a turn ya know!

Cross examination?

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Incompetent guard #2: Awwwwwwww! But I claimed dibs on the ribs!!
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Daniel
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akb1979. *ahem* I was joking. You can't take anything I say like that seriously. Perhaps my sense of humor is to dry for this board.

Incompetent guards?! Gah! No WONDER they couldn't keep out MIB. And, uh, why are we all eating ribs? Court is still in session!!

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Jubilee
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*passes out Barbecued Sheep Portions*



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Daniel
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Well, since we're at it... *takes a barbecued sheep portion and bites into it* Mmm. Not half-bad.

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Incompetent guard #2: YAY. mmmmmm. This is good!

Incompetent guard #1: Ditto on that!

Incompetent guard #3: Hey! This is good! Do we have any cans of sprite to wash it down?


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