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Sol System
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I watch a lot of television. This is why I am so hip with the youth.

In my defense, I hardly make a habit of it. It's just that every summer I go into a sort of hibernation state, in which all I do is watch cable. (Or in my case, satellite. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Except when I'm at college. Then it's cable. HA HA HA. Only I don't watch it, really, there.) Anyway, I've seen none of, say, Real World: Chicago or Real World: New York 2. And I never watch Springer Break, except for the recap shows.

If anyone's interested, we get three channels of Viacomusic: MTV, MTV2, and VH1. I also get MuchMusic (Which featured, for a time, a woman named Rachel who actually was attractive. SERENDIPITY.) Only now, it's apparently MuchUSA. MUCHUSA?! What's the point? After that, the channels all drain into C-Span.

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Sol System
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Current news headlines on MuchMusic.com:

Madonna Pulls Out
P. Diddy's Pay Out
Britney On Fire

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The_Tom
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Simon, if your undying love for Ms. Rachel Perry runs as deep as I fear it does, I suggest you move at once to New York City, you can get an MSG-networks owned local channel called MetroTV that airs a show called The Daily Beat hosted by her hottiness.

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Sol System
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Their website appears to be tragically out of date.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Their top 10 looks like this:

1. KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG, Roberta Flack (Atlantic)

2. BAD BAD LEROY BROWN , Jim Croce (ABC)

3. TIE A YELLOW RIBBON 'ROUND THE OLE OAK TREE, Tony Orlando & Dawn (Bell)

4. CROCODILE ROCK, Elton John (MCA)

5. MY LOVE, Paul McCartney & Wings (Apple)

6. WHY ME, Kris Kristofferson (Monument)

7. LET'S GET IT ON, Marvin Gaye (Tamla)

8. WILL IT GO ROUND IN CIRCLES, Billy Preston (A&M)

9. YOU'RE SO VAIN, Carly Simon (Elektra)

10. TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING, Diana Ross (Motown)


You know, because in 1973 this was the top 10. And so, it becomes funny, because the website isn't that out of date. But it is nonoftly updated.

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The359
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Yeah, that other Rachel was from RW: Miami, and married the lumberjack from RW: Boston. They got like 2 kids together

*sigh* The curse of a photographic memory...I actually remember that crap...

My Rachel though: BABE.

Oh, and if you're wondering who Sarah is (on the autograph), she's a friend from Ohio who also likes Rachel, but couldn't be there. She also happens to be bisexual and has fantasies of having Rachel in the hot tub with her [Eek!] So yeah, that was something I did for Sarah.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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"She also happens to be bisexua

MTV HAS BISEXUALS ALREADY?!?

Actually, when is a female on any reality TV show, or any other gosh darn TV show NOT a bisexual. It's the biggest fad since Branch Davidianism.

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TSN
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I guess that explains the "thanks for coming out", then...

And, yes, I knew 'X' was the Roman numeral for 10. I just didn't expect MTV to know it.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I'm sure they mean Xtreme, or some other Xcitement XFL term. Not only would I put Roman numerals past the MTV set, but seplling as weel.
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The359
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Uh, Sarah (my friend) is bisexual, not Rachel (the babe from TV).

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-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Well, it's really a question of who isn't these days.

Is Branch Davidianism around still? That David Koresh was HOT.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Whoooo BOY!


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TSN
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I was sure he'd be "resurrected" (read: come out of hiding) three days after that place burned down. Too bad. Would've been interesting...
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bX
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Does he look like Dennis Hopper there or is it just me?

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Lee
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Actually he looks like Jeff Lynne from ELO. Which is potentially more disturbing.

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