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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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THEY HAVE TWELVE OF THESE ALREADY?!?
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Malnurtured Snay
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Yes. Keep your voice down or they'll send the N'Sync Hit Squad to cap yo' ass.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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THERE'S AN NSYNC HIT SQUAD ALREADY?!?
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Malnurtured Snay
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Yep, and don't forget the Backstreet Boys Boogalo ... fancy name, they just beat you to death with unsold CDs. Ow.

And if Britney Spears ever shows up at your door and starts inflating, run far, far, far, faaaar away.

[ March 22, 2002, 21:24: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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SHE HAS INFLATING BREASTS ALREADY?!?
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Malnurtured Snay
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Dolph Lundgren just ran past my window, stark naked. He's yelling "I need the Canadian Bacon from Saskachawan!"

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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HELL HAS FROZEN OVER ALREADY?!?

I'm going to sit on my porch, to see if I see any running Swedes outside. Other than Tommy Salo from the mobs of hitmen after him! Oh, how I make sillies.

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Sol System
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I thought you meant the Rachel who married the lumberjack.



Did you know that when you search Google for "Real World San Francisco" you get pictures of the real world San Francisco, mostly from space, and none of The Real Worldtm: San Franciscotm? Who do they think is using the Web, geographers?

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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o_O
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Diane
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Sol: You watch The Real World? [Eek!]

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Simon may still yet retain his size, but he has been lowered slightly in the eyes of man.
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Sol System
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I watch a lot of television. This is why I am so hip with the youth.

In my defense, I hardly make a habit of it. It's just that every summer I go into a sort of hibernation state, in which all I do is watch cable. (Or in my case, satellite. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Except when I'm at college. Then it's cable. HA HA HA. Only I don't watch it, really, there.) Anyway, I've seen none of, say, Real World: Chicago or Real World: New York 2. And I never watch Springer Break, except for the recap shows.

If anyone's interested, we get three channels of Viacomusic: MTV, MTV2, and VH1. I also get MuchMusic (Which featured, for a time, a woman named Rachel who actually was attractive. SERENDIPITY.) Only now, it's apparently MuchUSA. MUCHUSA?! What's the point? After that, the channels all drain into C-Span.

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Sol System
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Current news headlines on MuchMusic.com:

Madonna Pulls Out
P. Diddy's Pay Out
Britney On Fire

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The_Tom
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Simon, if your undying love for Ms. Rachel Perry runs as deep as I fear it does, I suggest you move at once to New York City, you can get an MSG-networks owned local channel called MetroTV that airs a show called The Daily Beat hosted by her hottiness.

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Their website appears to be tragically out of date.
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