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Wow. I'm not even sure what it is about.
I like a girl right now.. she's the sweetest.
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The way to approach the most beautiful woman you have ever seen is to go up to them and say something to the effect of "Hi. I'm sorry to bother you, but I just wanted you to know that you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Thank you for existing."
It works best if you've observably sober and serious, completely rational, not gushing or stumbling. Practice.
If they react in a surprised, pleased, self-disparaging manner, you've got it made. Just keep laying it on, but not too thick. Maintain eye contact, unless you're describing the perfection of one of her features to her, in which case you should seem intent on that feature, but keep looking back to the eyes.
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That's just it, Fo2. It was too much. I could hardly hold a thought together. I don't know. I mean if we were talking on the telephone, or some way that I wasn't able to see her (let's not go into my confessional fantasy), I could have been the suavest, coolest muthafucker you've ever seen. Cooler than Fonzi. It was a gushing situation. It would not have been laying it on too thick, she literally was THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN. It hurt to be in her presence. I could have picked up a new beetle and torn it in half with the amount of sheer adrenal / hormonal response I was feeling. It was too powerful. My system is finally starting to come down and it's several days later.
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I can see how it might be distressing, but try to appreciate the fact that you can still have a reaction as powerful as that. It may seem torturous, but much of the pleasure in having is in not-having. Think how boring life would be if you didn't get the jitters like that.
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The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
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I met the most beautiful girl ever last night. And she gave me her AUTOGRAPH!
For those of you who can't tell, that's Rachel from Real World X. The cute young one (BABE). She was at LCCC for a big Q&A session. I asked her about penises
I rule!
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"For those of you who can't tell, that's Rachel from Real World"
Because we're sure in the minority. I felt foolish until you explained the situation. I guess not getting MTV makes me a luddite. Go King Ludd!
How many of these do they have now? Hawaii, LA, San Diego, Havana, Tuscany, Siberian Goulag? Don't actually answer, because I don't actually care.
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-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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What's the 'X'? "Xtreme"? Is this the version where they live in Antarctica, naked, surrounded by killer attack penguins, and whoever comes out alive is declared "King/Queen of All Things Shiny"?
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Real World XI (Chicago) is airing right now, and Real World XII (Las Vegas) starts taping like...now...
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Here's Rachel (although she doesn't look like this anymore):
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-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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