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Nim
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Ultra Spagnum Fiompa: FYI, Dolph Lundgren is the Stockholm Syndrome.
Were you perhaps thinking of the Helsinki Syndrome? I haven't held a woman hostage in years...

Did I say aboot? Oh my, I didn't mean to. :-)
The "lokking" was accident, though.

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David Templar
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quote:
Originally posted by AndrewR:
The last couple of posts: LOL!

BX: she smokes... ewwwwww!

Now now, some people actually do enjoy wasting themselves, it's our duty to let them.

Seriously though, BX, did you at least hobble away cutely? You know, there's a big difference between the hobble of a bunny rabbit and the Hunchback of Notredame.

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OK, spagnum/sphagnum is potting soil, no? I'm unable to get a read on Fiompa, though. There's not enough stough on the internet to learn about it.

No, I was right. Dolph is not the only thing that gets crazy people in a tizzy from Sweden.

[ March 16, 2002, 16:04: Message edited by: Ultra Taco Magnus ]

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bX
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DT: I'm 6'5"/ 290, I'm afraid my cute lil' bunny impression is pretty bad.

The smoking thing does bother me. But we are talking about the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Realities like mouth-taste and league-appropriateness had no place in this.

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Shik
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Smokers are oral fixators. One should date smokers exclusively.

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TSN
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Balaam: Well, erm... at least your priorities are straight... Um... Yeah.

Shik: Wouldn't it be better to find someone orally fixated who doesn't have an outlet for it already?

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Shik
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Yes, but you can then provide a healthy & arguable tastier outlet for their cravings that doesn't do as much damage to their bodies.

It's all about helping the little people, y'see.

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Aw, Shik you are a saint, just like Mother Theresa your are. So selfless in your need to help others.

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quote:
Yes, but you can then provide a healthy & arguable tastier outlet for their cravings
Shik: I'm no expert on either - but you must have some 'experience' to compare and contrast [Razz] [Wink] Maybe Michael T would know!?! [Big Grin]

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Ha. I rule. [Big Grin]

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Nim
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Shik: "that doesn't do as much damage to their bodies."

That can be very subjective. *bam bam bam*

Ultra: That was indeed soil, very good detectivework. I saw the term on a sack ten years ago and thought ".44 Spagnum"?

Fiompa OTOH was custom-made pseudoswedish for you alone, dear friend.
Example: "I'll fiomp you 'round the Moons of Turnipia and fiomp you down the toilet maelstrom and then let you go because I get tired of fiomping."

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Shik
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That's "sphagnum," fool. And show me medical evidence where it says swallowing cum can be hazardous to your health. Aside from, say, AIDS. Which isn't hazardous if you have it already. Or have a death wish. Or ar a crank-shootin' ho'.

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Nim
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It's spelled differently in different places, arrogant dumbass. And by the way, how you find motivation, time and energy to correct me about spelling gardening-paraphernalia I find very amusing.

My earlier joke seem to have passed right over your pretty little head at that too.
Giving heads can be physically hazardous to a girl if the guy bangs her head against the wall with his dick in many powerful thrusts, like I tried to convey to those with a little imagination. Comprehende? Kiss kiss.

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TSN
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"Giving heads..."

Wow. Where can I get that? I've never had it in the plural before...

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Nim
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Be careful what you wish for, TSN, you might have to use both hands.

[ March 18, 2002, 12:34: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]

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