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Fed. Up. With. People. Talking. In. Telegram. To. Make. A. point.
And those clever bastards at work who write the whole e-mail message in the subject-line and leave the big, lofty text-field empty, just to be effectif!
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If they spell like that, then they aren't being very "effective" at all.
And "efficient" would be better.
Tsk. The spelling around here is falling to TrekBBS levels.
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Well (comma) in so many words (comma) there seems to be several different styles of writing here (stop) For this to be any different (comma) which it should not be (comma) then we would lose the certain something that we have here (stop).....
I happen to have made a habit of ... to go without doing ... I would feel lost... and abandoned in the dark lonely night of cyberspace... broken down on the shoulder of the infomration superhighway.... as it is...
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I.... swear, if SOMEone else. Starts to talk like KIRK... around here. Then I'm goingtoSCREAM!
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"After intensive investigation, comma, of the markings on the alien pod, comma, it has become clear, comma, to me, comma, that we are dealing, comma, with a species of awesome intellect, colon." -Arnold Judas Rimmer
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Well, barring all rules whatsoever, I have found that to really get the most out of posting I shouldn't use spacing, commas, stops or any other obsolete 20th century form of text communication. It is best to just immerse myself in the goodness that is letters for hits and giggles, so that we can all get just one step closer to instant super communiction. We all know that the brain reads the message immediately, but to decpipher (AHA! TYPO!) it one must look at all the individual letters to form some sort of coherence. But I digress. I think we should all gouge (WTF?) our eyes out, and use those nifty blind text translators that use piercing little needles to massage our fingertips. Like that guy from Sneakers with Robert Redford (YUCK), the man to end all men. And that young guy that couldn't hold his cocaine very well, and also Benking Sleyas (WHAT YOU SAY!), the supreme nerd hacker god - complete with ponytail and all. Anyway, it would be a good idea to be more effiskient (TYPO), thank you Psyliam! Bum! So, how about telepathy then? Increase the government funding in that direction instead. Thank you, have a great evening. I'm Nim Pim Pim (YOU SUCK) and I like sex and biscuits.
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