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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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quote:
Originally posted by Magnus de Pym:
Proabably because she'd think that you were trying to pimp her.

Wrong era. You're thinking of the 70s Lincolns and Mk IVs.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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It is timeless. It is the world's oldest profession, and there are no boundaries on the "when."

[ August 24, 2002, 21:53: Message edited by: Magnus de Pym ]

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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I'm picturing a Flintstones era MkIII with the fuzzy dice.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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That's why they call him Bam-Bam.

I don't know.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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Well, he does carry a sizable and quite nasty smashing club...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Of course he does. He carries it for bitchslapping hoes...

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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There wouldn't be any bitch-slappin' in my ride.

Get out of my dreams...

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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The Cristal is what makes it work.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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I'll probably regret asking this, but: what "the fuck" *are* you holding in your left hand?

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The_Tom
recently silent
Member # 38

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Well, I can't really say I know what that thing is. (Wait, a glass of miscoloured beer? Urine sample?)

However, I can tell you in no uncertain terms what he's holding in his right hand.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Whoz da hoe in da phat ride, beeyaotch?

This, despite there being no "Icy Hot Stuntaz Official Translator." I feel it quite the accomplishment.

Also, your head is gigantic.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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Originally posted by The_Tom:
Wait, a glass of miscoloured beer? Urine sample?

Please. Beer? In that beautiful machine? Never. If I remember correctly it was Mo�t and Chandon Champagne White Star, I don't recall the vintage.

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The_Tom
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Fine then, a glass of miscoloured champagne in a large beer-like vessel.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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Originally posted by Magnus de Pym:
Also, your head is gigantic.

Wouldn't it have to be, though? I mean to not only post a picture of LOA, but a photo-chopped image of her sitting next to an inebriated me in a late 50s Lincoln, no less? Frankly, I'm surprised my pencil neck is not allready snapping under the weight.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Regardless of the nature of my status as occupant of the automobile in question, I don't imagine the expression on my face would be one of joyful glee.

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