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Siegfried
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Well, you didn't specify which word. It's not my fault that you can't give clear instructions. I can tell that your stint as a police officer will be... interesting.

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Malnurtured Snay
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By this point in time, you'd be charged with "Being a Smartass." Carries a penalty of 24-hours in a confined room with OMEGA.

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Siegfried
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I like Omega. We'd talk about band. I could bring my trumpet, and we'd be rocking that room all night with some bad renditions of jazz.

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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
"Jazz"

Is THAT what kids are calling it these days. 'Cuz in my time, we called it "beating the asshole over the eye with a brick" ... (of course, "asshole" depends on who is getting beat over the eye with the brick) ...

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Something really, really slow that gives the speeders a dreadful fright?

Okay. Here's a hint: replace SLOW with FAST.

Now, MAKE and MODEL of Baltimore City's Traffic Enforcement Division's MARKED POLICE CAR?

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Siegfried
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How am I supposed to beat you with a brick if I'm locked in a room with Omega?

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Malnurtured Snay
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YOU BEAT OMEGA WITH A BRICK OR HE BEATS YOU!!!!

MAKE AND MODEL!!!!! PLAY THE STUPID FUCKING GAME YOU TEXAS TWIT!!!!!

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Originally posted by Snay:
Now, MAKE and MODEL of Baltimore City's Traffic Enforcement Division's MARKED POLICE CAR?

A 2007 Zebo Arootis.

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Siegfried
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Well excuse me, I guess I got momentarily confused when you said "asshole." And your fancy capital letters impresses me not.

I take it you were one of those kids that won Monopoly by causing an earthquake that destroyed all of your opponents' townhomes?

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Malnurtured Snay
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Shik: No.

Siggy: Tsunami, actually. [Big Grin]

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Siegfried
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I'm not sure I want to know how you created a tsunami.

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Malnurtured Snay
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With water. [Roll Eyes]

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Siegfried
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So are you saying that you were such a spoilsport that you bellied up to the Monopoly with a bucket of water?

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Malnurtured Snay
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NO! I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU FOOL!

NOW: TRIVIA QUESTION!!!!

Baltimore City. Traffic Enforcement. What MAKE and MODEL do they use for their MARKED cars.

COME ON PEOPLE!!!!

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Siegfried
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So you're saying that you lied again? Jeff, Jeff, Jeff... you don't need to lie to try and get attention or to impress us.

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Fabrux
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Chevrolet Caprice, Jeep Cherokee, Geo Tracker, Ford Crown Victoria.

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