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I saw this article listed in my RSS feed menu tool that grabs headlines. According to this article, scientists have decided that masturbating is good for you.
Damn, those Australians are a wacky bunch!
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Hmmm... but not a word on whether or not injaculation has negative effects on the good ol' prostate.
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Isn't it time for a random "UP TEH BUTT!!!11!!!" or two? I mean if any thread needs one, it's gotta be this one.
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir: Indeed. And that scares me, Sieg.
Meanwhile, I'd like to know how they controlled the experiment... o.O
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Does no here know about injaculation? Why am I always singled out as the masturbation expert?
Injaculation is basically the opposite of ejaculation. Clamp down on the urethra as you orgasm, and the ejaculate is forced into the bladder instead. Some say it's a very bad thing. Like having sex with a toaster.
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Yeah, the judges are giving you pretty poor scores for that performance.
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"Why am I always singled out as the masturbation expert?"
This is like a self-crowned king asking himself: "So... why am I King, again?"
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So, while the incidence of prostate cancer goes down, everyone gets repetitive strain injuries. Great.
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Damn it, Cartmaniac, I'm the midget fucker not the masturbation expert!
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"Still masturbating? *tick* Still alive? Good. . ."
Actually - I've never heard anyone call it a po-TAH-to. That makes no sense at all. To-MAY-to and to-MAH-to, yes. But never po-TAH-to.
And another thing: what do I have to get a caramel-iced donut? I've a real craving for one. I mean, here I am, working in the City of London, with more wealth compressed into one small area than probably anywhere else on Earth, we're talking billions if not trillions of pounds, yet can I find a caramel-iced donut anywhere? No! That's just fucked up. The system obviously isn't working. I'm getting some guns and canned food, and heading for the hills.
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