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Cartman
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You are a man of many talents, Siegfried.
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Bigtom
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Is it time to "whip out" my 7 of 9 pictures?

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Bigtom:
Is it time to "whip out" my 7 of 9 pictures?

Email them to me, and I'll check them over to be sure they are not fakes.

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Styrofoaman
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Lets see... 500 tons of styrene resin... 120 tons polypro resin... 3500 finish rolls of foam... 150 finished rolls of PETG sheet... 55,000 cases of finished product... 37 cases of vending machine burgers, 200 cans of pop, 3 jars of pickles (garlic, not dill...) two BLONDIE CDs and a box of mothballs... but no carmal-iced dounut.

Sorry.

Try EBAY.

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And another thing: what do I have to get a caramel-iced donut? I've a real craving for one... yet can I find a caramel-iced donut anywhere? No! That's just fucked up. The system obviously isn't working. I'm getting some guns and canned food, and heading for the hills.

Maybe I'll find a caramel-iced donut there. . .



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Lee
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Mention not eBay to me. I'm still pissed off about losing out on that giant French - sorry, Freedom - Fry.

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Styrofoaman
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Yeah, we got outbid too. Liz wouldn't let me blow $50,000 on it. Too bad.

Anyhooo... Got my eye on some nice dryer lint at a giveaway price....

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Styrofoaman
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Go to www.aaronequipment.com and search for Stock # 515115. That should solve your dounut problem. Forever.

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Siegfried
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Well, damn, it looks like I lied.

I guess I'm going to hell now... or I'm going to be a future president.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Cartman
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The one does not necessarily exclude the other. B)

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Nim
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I must say I'm quite amazed so many people seemingly still don't know masturbation and orgasms are healthy for you.
I've even heard some people build up shame for doing it, the poor misguided sods.


I think it's about time for you people to listen to the tutoring words of Captain Jerk!

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Lee
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Yes! At last! It took two weeks, but at last I have a caramel-iced donut! Victory is mine! All your donuts are belong to us! I tried to get a co-worker to use his phone-camera to capture this historic moment, but he thought it would be a bit weird. �)

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MinutiaeMan
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Shouldn't that be "All your donut are belong to us"? The singular form? [Razz]

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TSN
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And shouldn't it be "doughnut", anyway?
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Lee
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Actually, that's a good question. "Doughnut" has become a common British slang term for, well, a muppet. You know - a twit, a fool, a wally; Don Cheadle, that renowned Brit, used it in Ocean's Eleven. But how is it spelled? And should that be 'spelt?' Oh, the discombobulation!

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Nim
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Conbrats, you've dragged this esteemed jerkoff-thread down into batrachomyomachy! I hope you're fappy now!
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