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The359
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quote:
Originally posted by Styrofoaman:
My wife (Liz) is willing to share hers. $900 to fly out here, stay in a motel room... see the "sights" and go home. Make it a weekend trip.


$900 bucks. What more could you ask for!

This is the 2nd time you've posted that. Are you trying to whore your wife?

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Siegfried
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$900 to only "see" the sights?

For that much, I ought to be able to ski the mountains, get a free "I've been to the top of the mountain!" t-shirt, and have a chocolate candy placed on my pillow every night.

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Styrofoaman
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Just for the record, it was her idea.

I told her $900 was a tad low, but that was the price she set.


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Originally posted by The359:
quote:
Originally posted by Styrofoaman:
My wife (Liz) is willing to share hers. $900 to fly out here, stay in a motel room... see the "sights" and go home. Make it a weekend trip.


$900 bucks. What more could you ask for!

This is the 2nd time you've posted that. Are you trying to whore your wife?


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I WONDER IF YOU CAN MAKE A PLASTIC COVER FOR YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX?
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Sol System
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Nine hundred dollars should be enough for a pistol and ammunition, with which I can put us all out of our misery.
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Mikey T
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I hope you mean 900 United States Dollars...

With that much money you can buy a nice escort who knows the ropes and can handle anything the customer asks. Wait, that's only in Holland.

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The voice of experience.

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Styrofoaman
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Inferiority complex? I think not. When you create a manufacturing empire from scratch and and go from one machine in a barn to 100 machines in 4 plants IN UNDER 18 MONTHS then we can talk about who's got a complex and who doesn't.


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I WONDER IF YOU CAN MAKE A PLASTIC COVER FOR YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX?



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First of Two
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"Styro superior, Constructicons inferior."

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Styrofoaman
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Once again your awsome wit leaves me in awe. Someday I hope to de-evolve to your level so I can understand you better.

Not.

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Siegfried
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All of this talk about plastic is getting me excited.

Time to go hump some plastic-cased appliances again, because nothing says lovin' like your penis in the VCR.

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Sol System
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Manufacturing empire.
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TSN
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So, it wasn't an inferiority complex at all. Is there a name for this? "Caesar complex", maybe?
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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quote:
Originally posted by Styrofoaman:
Once again your awsome wit leaves me in awe. Someday I hope to de-evolve to your level so I can understand you better.

Not.

quote:
Originally posted by Ultra Magnus:
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Well, really, it's like: What can I possibly say to that?

I can be mean, or I can be sassy, or I can be funny, or I can be mean and sassy, or mean and funny, or sassy and funny or a combination of all three (though perhaps more Simon's govern), but really, what good would it do?

You are obviously happy with your station. Good for you, but really, I could care less. No, I couldn't. So, I don't.

Enjoy your plastic, congratulations on your empire.

You have whatever need to talk about yourself to the nth degree whenever you can. Bragging, I don't know, about something nobody cares about? If that's not a complex, I don't know what is, you smashing young man.

I just give zero fucks, and am not tremendously impressed. So, whatever, dude.

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