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Positioned appropriately and applying the appropriate force, a woman can indeed get her genitalia into a VCR. It not be as pleasurable as when a guy does it (and it may not be as pretty), but it is possible.
At least, that's what grandma tells me.
Announcer 1: Oooh, Johnny, I gotta say that Siegfried is taking a big gamble tonight. Announcer 2: You gotta believe it, Jay. From humping VCRs to the grandmother sex joke, he's pulling out all the big guns! Announcer 1: Let's see if this was all worth the blows to his reputation in the end, Johnny! Announcer 2: Only time will tell. Only time.
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Ah... there are sex toys that can replace the VCR. For both sexes!!!
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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That's probably the first really funny thing I've seen in this topic...
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Yes, well, anyone who had to stare at that beard of yours in the mirror every day would no doubt undergo a certain de-sensitization in the humour department. 8)
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