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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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 - THAT.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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That's not even English.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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It is now, impatient tomboy.
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AndrewR
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From the wikipedia article:

"In Canada, cloudberries are used to flavour a special beer." !

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"seeps spread via bird crap...apitizing."

Fruit seeds in general spread via shit. That's the entire reason for the existence of fruit.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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Yeah, I know- thanks for the reminder.
(retches)

Anybody actually had "cloudberry flavored beer"?

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Nim
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Oh for crying out loud.

quote:
Pollination requires a plant of the opposite sex.
Cloudberries have boy and girl plants. They are naughty. They get it on in bogs and on knolls. Much like Rob Roy.
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Jason Abbadon
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....but how does that affect the beer?
This thread is about beer, right?

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Nim
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No, it was about Jeeps and killing things with Jeeps. Then I said that in Sweden, the roadkill kills you (by being 8ft tall and weighing 1200lbs), then I described my favorite recipe for roadkill and there were cloudberries involved.

Whose plants have sex in the wild, real horrorshow-like.

YES! YES! Can you feel that, buddy, huh? Huh? I have excorcised the demons! This thread is cleared.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Hmpf. Much too vulgar a display of power, you rotten vegetable abuser you.
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Jason Abbadon
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He's one step farther in his quest to find a plant with a vagina.

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Sol System
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Speaking of Scandinavian liquours (or at least I think we were), I've got a Norwegian cookbook lying around with some interesting recipes about whose liquid ingredients/accoutrements I may have some questions someday soon.
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Nim
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Right, you'll be the one responsible for the punch bowls at the annual July 4th jamboree at the Overlook hotel?

First-hand tip, advokaat, can't go wrong with that. Nothing like egg and brandy for an aphrodisiac. One drink and you'll be walking around unwittingly knocking over table lamps left and right.

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Siegfried
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The only thing I know about Scandinavian liquors is a delightful drink my friend Nic introduced to me this holiday season: glogg. I got to help me whip up a batch; I was in charge of caramelizing the sugar cubes with the flaming brandy. Grand fun was had by all.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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We made Coq au Vin the other night, I poured in some brandy and ignited it, it set the grease filter in the cooker's extractor hood on fire. Fantastic!

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