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Topic: Liz, you're going to kill me

Dukhat
Hater of Stock Footage
Member # 341

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I haven't actually decided how much I'm selling it for. I cleaned the inside & was going to wash it today (July 4th), but it's raining here in Overlea where I am. I also was going to take some photos of it with my digital camera to post on a car buying site.

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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You moved to Overlea? I'll buy it from you. I'll give you $100. Yes, a whole $100, much more than its worth. Please! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GREAT JEEP GOD WILLY MB! PLEAAAAASE!

Ooooh - speaking of Willy, Jeep has an exclusive Wrangler - olive green paint with some WW-IIish markings on it. Oooooh. Okay, way too much to spend for a paint job ... yet, still, oddly "ooo"able.

Dukhat - seriously, send me photos of your Jeep so that I might pleasure myself with them. Thank you. In a non sexual way. Yes, that's the ticket.

Is it five speed?

Half doors or full?

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
Member # 49

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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Oh, pleh you! You and all your "Oh, I just bought my 10th stereo this month!"

Let me have my addictions! I mean, it IS healthier than heroin or crack fucking cocaine! Grrr!

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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Yet another addiction common in bulletin board posting: the dreaded "double post."

Off to "double posters anonymous."

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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That could be a problem, I think they meet at the same time every week as "jeep drivers anonymous."

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Dukhat
Hater of Stock Footage
Member # 341

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My girlfriend lives in Overlea. Today I was able to wash it, & took a bunch of pictures, so PM me your email addy and I'll send you some.

What makes me mad is that it failed inspection for the sole reason of it having oversized tires, which stick out about four inches past the wheel flares. I'm not going to spend a bunch of money to get smaller tires just to pass the inspection, so I'm selling it "as is", i.e. the inspection is someone else's problem. If someone really wants my Jeep, I'm sure they would know how to "get by" this little inconvenience, if they can find an inspector who'll turn a blind eye.

And I think I'll be selling it for a little more than $100... [Razz]

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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I would like to rape and murder anyone who says "pleh" as a replacement swear.

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
Member # 49

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Ahem.

I am the Almighty Queen of Pleh, and I am offended by your last comment.

Please show me your apologies by telling me I'm pretty and sending me many expensive gifts.

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Mikey T
Driven
Member # 144

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Ah... I don't know whether that's an invitation from UM or a threat.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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You're pretty.

Pretty ugly.

And my present is a punch in the face.

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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And you've got a pretty little asshole. Bend over or go away.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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It can go wawawa like Belladonna's.