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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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No, it's fine. It's great at parties, though.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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If you'd go to them, sure. Instead of spying on them from on top of the skylight.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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You would not believe how many times I've done that spread eagle on the glass only to have it crack suspensefully and I eventually fall into a giant cake and ruin everybody's fun.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Again, if it weren't for all the strippers in the cakes. They're used to it.
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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EDGY.

Is what this is. Uncomfortably so.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Dukhat? I'm still waiting for my Jeep porn ...

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Mikey T
Driven
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Jeep porn? Is it some kind of transformers lingo I don't wanna know about?

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Nim
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I guess you could outfit the tail pipe with one of those pocket things. Just not when it's hot, you could get blood poisoning.
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Malnurtured Snay
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Mark has a beautiful Jeep. While his looks like a dark blue, mine was a gray/blue. However, the interiors are the same color scheme - except I had vinyl seats! He also replaced his stock shift knob, I replaced it with an 8-ball, he replaced it with something blue.

::sniff::

I feel a kinship for Mark's Jeep. I wish our Jeeps could have gotten together so they could have had baby Jeeps or something.

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Nim
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- "Also, we have a new friend here tonight. Everybody, this is Jeff. -Jeff, stand up."
- "HIIII JEEEEEFF..."

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Malnurtured Snay
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Hey ... cool, Jeeeeeeeeeff sounds sort of like Jeep, only with more 'f's and less 'p's.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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And a completely different vowel sound.
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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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Snay, may the jeep be with you.

http://www.m1911.org/images/wrangler.jpg

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Malnurtured Snay
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DARYUS!

Oh ... my ... god ... look ... at ... that ... Jeep ...

I'm going to beat off to the thought now of how many deer I could slay with that bad boy!

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Nim
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Nice beach jeep. If you come from a galaxy that's big on musical theater.
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