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Huh. I was going to make note of my ten-thousandth post, but apparently I missed it, and missed it by a fair amount, too.
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1/ As I sit here at work whiling away the hours I look around me and wonder why there are so few men who can grow beards without looking silly. I remember Charles, and wonder if his looks better than it used to. And then I see photos and am compelled to start sending him Mach 3 Turbos through the mail.
2/ I post far too much.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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At one point I grew the obligatory goatee beard. I was hoping it'd make me look like Evil Mirror Universe Lee. But it just made me look more cuddly and lovable. So I guess I'm just like Bender, the one without the beard is the evil one.
Also, "it made me look more cuddly and lovable"? Surely not possible.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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I, on the other hand, look evil with or without beard. I win.
"I post far too much."
Yes. You should stop that, too.
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What is he saying? I can't look cuddly or lovable, or that I couldn't much more cudllier and lovable than I do already? And yes, he does post too much.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Which is really quite surprising, given how rarely that happens here.
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Liam Kavanagh. There's a person worth amending the Constitution for so that he may lead us out of this, our darkest hour.
And I want to be his Secretary of Funk.
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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