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That was my impression too. How many woman are sitting there thinking "God, what I really want is a man with smooth arms."
Of course, if you're one of those monster men who can't wear an open necked shirt without hair popping out and tickling you under the chin, things might be different.
I once had to have my privates shaved for an operation. It was...weird. And extremely unpleasant a couple of days later after they had grown a bit. The stubble itched like mad.
On the plus side, shaved privates make your winkie look bigger. Apparently.
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But can you imagine the stubble...or (shudder!) an ingrown hair!
Nope- trimmed short is enough.
Going that extra mile is why I love women so. That and they're all soft and they smell good and..
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quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: 3 hours a day! That's, well, ridiculous. How are you going to fit in playing with your Wii? (Sorry, but that will continue to be funny for at least another 3 days.)
Get him to show you the Bollywood movie that the Undertaker is in! I've asked my Indian mates, but they find Bollywood films scary and full of dancing.
I had always planned on moving closer to work after getting a job, but between a tight budget or cheap rent/cheap use of car/free food with the parents, I chose the latter. Yes I am a freeloader. It's rather tricky sleeping over at my boyfriend's place on weekends though, so that's the trade off. I am looking for a new job these days, so I may move out once I find one.
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Definitely not one of the "shave everywhere" set.
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I'm sitting here waiting for the link to download, and I'm thinking to myself: "Why did I click a link called ShaveEverywhere.com? Do I really even want to know the horrors I may find when that clip finishes loading?"
And then the guy said he gained an extra optical inch on his *Bleep* I just couldn't stop laughing.
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I knew a guy in basic training that did a full body shave every morning, had a hair phobia or something. Dirll sergeants thought he was a skin head at fist, then found out he was a skin body.
Disliked me though, with enough body hair for three people.... Oh well.
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So, my wife and I have been together for 20 years, married for 15, and our son is 7 years old. We have a house, it didn't get blown away by Katrina, and I'm looking at getting out of the Navy.
Things are rolling along OK.
A got a phone call from said wife a week ago Friday: "I'm at the clinic, you need to come over. Now."
She's pregnant! Not exactly planned. OK, not planned at all. After a week-end of wandering around saying "oh shit" to each other we have warmed to the idea.
Just a cautionary tale.
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Why "cautionary"? Truly, you're the luckiest sap in town!
Congradulations!
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: But can you imagine the stubble...or (shudder!) an ingrown hair!
Nope- trimmed short is enough.
Going that extra mile is why I love women so. That and they're all soft and they smell good and..
My god man! I hope you are talking about women and not your shaved/trimmed private parts!?! If so - you must be quite flexible to smell that region!
That Philips Close Shave page is hilarious - the link about 'shaving the groin' was hilarious - "wear your *beep* and *beep* like a gladiator mask" and then towards the ends it's all *bleeeeeeeep*
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Why "cautionary"? Truly, you're the luckiest sap in town!
Congradulations!
Thanks - it is true. The caution more comes from the total failure of our birth control, we've caused some serious concern amongst our friends about that.
We're pleased in a still sort of surprised way. Told our son about it this morning and he's happy yet a little worried about his status and role in all this.
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