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Sol System
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http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

100% real Philips product.

Also, this is the worst thread ever. Ever.

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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LOL! For the relationships or the shaving?
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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
3 hours a day! That's, well, ridiculous. How are you going to fit in playing with your Wii? (Sorry, but that will continue to be funny for at least another 3 days.)

Get him to show you the Bollywood movie that the Undertaker is in! I've asked my Indian mates, but they find Bollywood films scary and full of dancing.

I had always planned on moving closer to work after getting a job, but between a tight budget or cheap rent/cheap use of car/free food with the parents, I chose the latter. Yes I am a freeloader. It's rather tricky sleeping over at my boyfriend's place on weekends though, so that's the trade off. I am looking for a new job these days, so I may move out once I find one.

So who the heck is the Undertaker?

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Apparently, this character.
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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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Definitely not one of the "shave everywhere" set.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Da_bang80
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I'm sitting here waiting for the link to download, and I'm thinking to myself: "Why did I click a link called ShaveEverywhere.com? Do I really even want to know the horrors I may find when that clip finishes loading?"

And then the guy said he gained an extra optical inch on his *Bleep* I just couldn't stop laughing.

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The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
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Ritten
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I knew a guy in basic training that did a full body shave every morning, had a hair phobia or something. Dirll sergeants thought he was a skin head at fist, then found out he was a skin body.

Disliked me though, with enough body hair for three people.... Oh well.

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"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Peregrinus
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"Would someone get this big... walking carpet out of my way?!"

--Jonah

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"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

--David "Woody" Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

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Toadkiller
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So, my wife and I have been together for 20 years, married for 15, and our son is 7 years old. We have a house, it didn't get blown away by Katrina, and I'm looking at getting out of the Navy.

Things are rolling along OK.

A got a phone call from said wife a week ago Friday: "I'm at the clinic, you need to come over. Now."

She's pregnant! Not exactly planned. OK, not planned at all. After a week-end of wandering around saying "oh shit" to each other we have warmed to the idea.

Just a cautionary tale.

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Twee bieren tevreden, zullen mijn vriend betalen.

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Jason Abbadon
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Why "cautionary"?
Truly, you're the luckiest sap in town!

Congradulations!

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AndrewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
But can you imagine the stubble...or (shudder!) an ingrown hair!

Nope- trimmed short is enough.

Going that extra mile is why I love women so.
That and they're all soft and they smell good and..

My god man! I hope you are talking about women and not your shaved/trimmed private parts!?! If so - you must be quite flexible to smell that region! [Smile]

That Philips Close Shave page is hilarious - the link about 'shaving the groin' was hilarious - "wear your *beep* and *beep* like a gladiator mask" and then towards the ends it's all *bleeeeeeeep* [Smile]

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Toadkiller
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
Why "cautionary"?
Truly, you're the luckiest sap in town!

Congradulations!

Thanks - it is true. The caution more comes from the total failure of our birth control, we've caused some serious concern amongst our friends about that.

We're pleased in a still sort of surprised way. Told our son about it this morning and he's happy yet a little worried about his status and role in all this.

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