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Author Topic: Todays's news goodies Da_bang80 A few sectors short of an Empire Member # 528 posted                       Well, I bet they all hate her now... -------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic? Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged Mikey T Driven Member # 144 posted                       Ya think? -------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek Registered: May 1999  |  IP: Logged Mars Needs Women Sexy Funmobile Member # 1505 posted                       Hallelujah! The dead have risen from their graves! Edit: Also this. Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged HopefulNebula Active Member Member # 1933 posted                       How very Van Gogh of him... -------------------- "Don't fight forces; use them." --R. Buckminster Fuller http://hopefulnebula.dreamwidth.org/ Registered: Oct 2006  |  IP: Logged Zipacna Member Member # 1881 posted                       Hmmm, guess he was caught red handed...although that must really have come in handy. You've really got to hand it to him for even trying that. Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged Da_bang80 A few sectors short of an Empire Member # 528 posted                       Isn't it just like those damn Wookies? -------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic? Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged Shik Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never Member # 343 posted                       Best part? "Nobody tells THIS Wookie what to do!!" -------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!" Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged Mikey T Driven Member # 144 posted                       Well... at least there aren't any Klingons there yet. -------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek Registered: May 1999  |  IP: Logged Da_bang80 A few sectors short of an Empire Member # 528 posted                       Police Chief gives himself a traffic ticket. I don't know about you guys, but quite a few of the police around here aren't as fastidious about obeying traffic laws. I've seen the flip thier lights on and cruise through a red light just because they don't want to wait. I've seen them make rolling stops at signs, failing to signal when making a turn, speeding, etc. All the things we normal drivers would get ticketed for. It's bad enough when I'm out riding to see someone zip through a red light because they don't want to wait 3 minutes. But when it's a policeman it's even worse. They're supposed to be the ones setting an example for the rest of us. I have to applaud this guy for actually setting a good example. And I hope the officers under his guidance follow it. -------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic? Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged Mars Needs Women Sexy Funmobile Member # 1505 posted                       I don't know why I'm putting this here, but here you go. Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged Shik Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never Member # 343 posted                       Man took call during rape, police say Timothy Michael Seibert was in the midst of raping a 49-year-old woman, according to police, when he answered a cell phone call from his wife. -------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!" Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged Mars Needs Women Sexy Funmobile Member # 1505 posted                       Wow, this guy wins the award for scumbag of the year. Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged Mars Needs Women Sexy Funmobile Member # 1505 posted                       Well not quite like growing back a missing arm but it does make you wonder. http://www.oftenwrong.net/2007/03/14/woman-grows-nipple-on-her-foot/ Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged Shik Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never Member # 343 posted                       Oh young Alexander...what would Worf say? Former child star Brian Bonsall, who played Andy Keaton in "Family Ties," was arrested on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, police said. Unrelated: New Clues Emerge in Earhart Mystery -------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!" Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged Jason Abbadon Rolls with the punches. Member # 882 posted                       He should just plead that it's a Klingon mating thing. -------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged

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