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Mars Needs Women
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I get a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Also, Shatner Art.

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Jason Abbadon
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Thta fuzzy feeling is his toupee.
On your balls, baby!

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Mikey T
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That first pic reminds me of Medival art before the Italians rediscovered perspective.


dsc00727

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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AndrewR
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Happy McCondom

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Jason Abbadon
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Did she want fries with that shake?

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I'm not sure what's worse : the fact that they felt they needed to contact the media about it, or the fact that the media felt it was worth reporting.
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AndrewR
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An opened condom in a happy meal - I'd be contacting SOMEONE.
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Jason Abbadon
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Was it the condom that was "unsealed" or the sportsbag that held it (leading to the condom "somehow" getting into the girl's happy meal)?

My initial reaction was "scam", but I guess not.

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AndrewR
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It said that the condom was out of it's packet.
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LOA
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Doohan's Ashes Set To Go Into Suborbital Space

The day is supposed to be here finally.....

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Jason Abbadon
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Stephen Hawking did seven turns in the "vomit comet" for a few minutes of zero-G.
First time he's been able to move himself around in over 40 years.
The company doing the ride comped the whole thing- very cool of them.

And from the extreme non-scientific side of the news:

Creationist builds the Noah's Ark- the tourist attraction.

Today's best headlines:
I'm warning you, jive Turkey!

The Florida Sun Sentinel's headline today on Alec baldwin's apology on The View: "Sorry Dad" (in 72 pt bold print no less!)
Fucking. Hilarous.

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Shik
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I don't really care what the dipshits at SCN think, that's a funny comic.

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Jason Abbadon
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They shoulde have locked his arms up and dressed him like Superman.
actually, Evil aside, I'm quite fond of Dr. Hawking

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Shik
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As am I. And his music.

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Da_bang80
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Music? Seriously?

How did I miss that?

And where can I hear it?

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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