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I would like to live at least long enough to see grey hair. unfortunately, most men in my family start going grey in their late 20's so I'm screwed.
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Daniel Butler
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I agree with you about dying when I die, but the point I like to bring up is *how* precisely I'm going to die...in humiliating agony like my aunt who died of lung cancer, or peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather?
Course, I should talk...I've smoked since I was 16. Never managed to quit for more than 3 months straight.
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My mother probably had cancer, but died quickly in an auto accident. Long ago.
There are so many ways to day these days that the expected life expectancy is just a number.
My new line of work gives me ample opportunities to piss of drug dealers, which they don't seem to calculate when giving out those numbers.
Even as a smoker, according to an article in the paper today, I still have a whopping 25% chance to reach 100. Based on not pissing off too many drug dealers, and, based on the current rate of pissing I will deduct 20%.....
Hair, I remember having that stuff on my head.
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With ten or tweleve kids you wouldn't have time to drink anyway. Or eat, or bath (yourselves), or much of anything else either.
The sad thing is that I lurked here for a couple of years, then had to be sober for a year before I joined. If people thought I was terrible and sick while sober....
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Daniel Butler
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Much of alcohol is a rather acquired taste...I thought beer tasted like shit for a lot of years, too, and now I quite like it. Most of the hard stuff I don't like, unless it's mixed with coke or something...
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You just like the little umbrellas that come with your drinks.....
If you drink the stuff you do not like quickly enough your tongue will go numb and you will not taste the rest. Then you need to drink enough so when you get sick you don't taste that either.
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Marry me. We can have ten or twelve little nonalcoholic kids together."
It's a date. I need something to shake life up a bit. Tonight is the town Fiddle Fest. Which means that i get to tune up the violins of about 100 snot-nosed fourth and fifth graders while fending off accusations that I am a flaming homosexual, and trying to remember why I decided to become a musician in the first place. Yay me.
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Strangely enough, that's what my friend said before she nailed me in the bullocks with stiletto heels. I actually dont know why people say im gay. May be the fact that i am afraid of almost every woman I meet.....,or that i have like a dozen phobias, or that I play the violin and speak french (not at the same time). Could be any of the above.
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So you're really "Larry the Cable Guy: the Musical Version". Only you speak French rather than Amaircun.
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And i have more than one shirt, and dont have a corny southern accent ( he actually does not have an accent in real life. And his name is dan whitney.)et oui, je parle francais et aussi englais tres bon, je pense.
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