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No, it wasn't the teacher, I think it was may best friend. Strange, I am still buds with him. And remember, a virgin a day keeps impotence away
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Daniel Butler
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My driver's ed instructor was fired for getting a little too friendly with his female students. Except in case it wasn't, you know, appreciated...wasn't a stud, or ... well, anything. Just a middle-aged guy with an unhealthy interest in young girls.
A kid fell asleep in my freshman bio class (freshman in highschool) and the teacher had us all verrrrry quietly sneak out of the room into the hall, then changed the time on the clock to ten minutes past the start of next period, and woke the guy up, telling him look what time it is, you're late for your next class! The guy freaked out and was still pretty groggy when he charged into the hall at full speed (leaving his books behind) to everybody's laughter. Good clean fun.
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Waaaaaay back in high school, there was a guy in my government class that kept falling asleep with his head propped up on his arm. The government teacher was too nice, so she asked the coach next door to do something about it. All he did was knock the guy's elbow out from under him. He woke up right as his forehead made a resounding *WHAM* on the desk. It was pretty funny, and I don't think he ever fell asleep in there again!
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Wow, I think this is a record for a post I started....7 pages.
All of course on the original topic!
(like that ever happens on Flare)
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It doesn't even happen at the mirror Flare.
My English teacher wasn't much either, middle aged guy with a bad comb over and a hell of a paunch. The A grades seemed to be worth it for the young things.
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Sad thing is he and his wife also ran a foster type home taking in young girls on a temp basis. A friend of mine stayed with him for a bit, she's the one that finally complained.
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*shivers* Once, in a home-ec class I took, someone took one of those babies you practice child care with, and put it in a cooking lab oven @ 350 F. The teacher didn't notice it for about an hour & a half. It made the whole hall smell of burnt plastic and rubber. The teacher was somewhat weird. She was like 60 and single, owned 10 dogs, and had a dog cfarrier cage built into the back of her van. Creepy woman.
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That same bio teacher had another kid fall asleep; he took a big 2-by-4 (or as we in the Midwest tend to pronounce it, a tubafor - what's a 2x4? Playing band music, fool!) and slammed it on the lab table right next to her head with great force. I thought it was kind of mean.
That chick ended up moving in with my nephew and having a kid with him...damn small towns...
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