quote:Originally posted by Mucus: Humanity was made in God's image.
God's a redneck jerk in Tennessee?
Surf's up in in hell, I guess.
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Dear child. Purge yourself of such hostility.
God loves you even if you don't love yourself. In fact, God loves you more deeply, and in more ways, than anyone else can. Please consult with your friendly neighbourhood priest if you wish to learn more about God's love.
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I used to love myself more but I heard I'd go blind so...
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And I'm sure you also heard that every time you loved yourself, you'd kill a KITTEN. Which is evil. So you did the right thing by stopping.
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Yes, now you should just fuck the kittens....
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quote:Originally posted by Cartman: And I'm sure you also heard that every time you loved yourself, you'd kill a KITTEN. Which is evil. So you did the right thing by stopping.
Actually, I'd never heard that one. Bizarre thing to tell someone though.
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Well, the "blind" thing is pretty bizaire when you think about it.
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Things have improved since the 1700's, when it was thought a man could only shoot so much before he died....
I don't remember reading anything on the number of times though....
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There is some scientific evidence to suggest that excesive ejaculation might actually cause a slight decrease in life expectancy. Something to do with how the stuff is replaced. Tests were done on some animals where half were prevented from having TEh S3Xor!, some did it normally, and some were given drugs to make them do it more often, and the ones that never did it lived the longest, while those who did it most died soonest.
Not conculsive by any means, certainly, but something there.
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quote:some did it normally, and some were given drugs to make them do it more often, and the ones that never did it lived the longest, while those who did it most died soonest.
Did the ones without sex live the longest or did it just seem that way?
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The ones without any sex became violent, lost a lot of sleep and were total assholes....until their nuts exploded.
This is about to become a priest/altar boy thread. I can sense it.
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Yeah, you don't want your nuts developing like that of the little bulldog in "Van Wilder".
Psyliaison: "Not conculsive by any means, certainly, but something there."
First I thought you meant that excessive ejaculation lessened the average life expectancy of the sperm, not the performing host. In the sense that waiting a few weeks before doing it gives more concentrated, firm and vital sperm. But that's a different slice of pie.
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Get some Saw palmetto from a health food store (the concentrated stuff wit the eyedropper). You'll be shooting off like a pornstar.
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