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TSN
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"Hmmm....how can one make Trek models sexy?"

Dress them in lacy underthings?

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Jason Abbadon
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Hmmmmm lace aztec patterns.....hmmmmm....

I could make them vibrate, but there'd be no competing with 1:1400th scale Galaxy class nacelles.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Ultra Magpie: Selfish? wtf?

And I could've let the spinster-remarque slide, but "almost-danish"? Hoo boy, that's like calling a canadian almost-Texas, culturally. The die is cast, Alea Jacta Fuck.

Now, Mrs. N�ssbaum, you are going to have to learn the hard way how IKEA could spruce up thy log cabin.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I'll cut some British Columbian ceder and make my own handmade, Canadian furniture up in this house, and the Danes have pastries I enjoy, so you should wear your blue and yellow trousers with your cellphone pockets and totally just appreciate that Hamlet was set there, and nothing good has ever been centered 'round Sweden, save Tommy Salo ducking under a nice round hockey puck or Dolph Lundgren staining our movies red with the blood of innocents.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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"it's biiig and springy and where the magic happens..."

Moses would envy the opening this has presented.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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The blatantly obvious one that demeans all who attempt an entry?
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Cartman
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Well, what can I say.

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Nim
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Ultra Mercantile: "and nothing good has ever been centered 'round Sweden, save Tommy Salo ducking under a nice round hockey puck or Dolph Lundgren staining our movies red with the blood of innocents."

Oh no. My national pride is challenged by a PTA-chairwoman. I must defend my country in every way possible and play to her fancy. Then I must remember to go down to the post office and cancel opposite-world.

I hear they were planning on destroying that prison where the torture was going on. Any news on that?
I suppose the White House wants to put this thing behind them as fast as possible, I guess I don't blaim them.
I haven't heard a thing about the affair for some time now. These new Al Qaeda murders on americans in Saudi-Arabia is getting all the attention.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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You started it.

Weird little weener.

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MarianLH
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Originally posted by Chase Ultra Magnus:
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and nothing good has ever been centered 'round Sweden, save Tommy Salo ducking under a nice round hockey puck or Dolph Lundgren staining our movies red with the blood of innocents.
They have cool turretless tanks.

And wasn't one of the Golden Girls from there?


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Nim
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Noisy veneer-cricket.
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Cartman
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"And wasn't one of the Golden Girls from there?"

Yes.

Blanche was from the hot deep moisty damp South.

Dorothy was from Sicily (well, her mother was, anyway).

Rose was from St. Olaf in Minnesota which was founded by Scandinavians (and since her last name was Lindstrom and her mother's maiden one was Gerkelnerbigenhoffstettlerfrau, they were probably Swedish).

Why do I know these things?

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Nim
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"Gerkelnerbigenhoffstettlerfrau"

That is so totally a german stereotype name.

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Cartman
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It was a stereotype character.

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
"And wasn't one of the Golden Girls from there?"

Yes.

Blanche was from the hot deep moisty damp South.

Dorothy was from Sicily (well, her mother was, anyway).

Rose was from St. Olaf in Minnesota which was founded by Scandinavians (and since her last name was Lindstrom and her mother's maiden one was Gerkelnerbigenhoffstettlerfrau, they were probably Swedish).

Why do I know these things?

Because you have a "Grannie" fetish.
Seek help. [Wink]

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